"Zomg! Some retarded fat fuck is going to blow up the Earth!" cries Gwen.
"I will stop it!" Ben shouts as he readies his Omnitrix. "ITS HERO TIME!!"
Then he transforms into Alien X and uses the stupidity of the internet to annihilate the evil bad villain.
"Good work Ben" Kevin says as he squeezes Alien X's buttocks. "Hey, why aren't you moving?"
MEANWHILE IN BEN'S MIND OR ANOTHER DIMENSION OR I DUNNO…
Ben Tennyson stares as two giant green faces have hardcore sex.
"This is so disturbing" sobbed Ben. "But for some reason I can't get my hand out of my pants!"
THE END!
STFU I'M SUPPOSE TO BE DOING MY HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW!