No one should read this, a league of legends fanfic

Taric's Stunning Stones, the perfect place for any connoisseur of precious gems to browse leisurely without a care in the world. Taric's blue eyes scan the floor of his establishment; the wandering orbs spot a small yordle eyeing a glass container lined with rings and necklaces respectively. An unsatisfied glower made itself known on the micro-furfag's stupid fucking face, causing the sharp-eyed owner to stride over to the distressed yordle.

"Excuse me sir, is there anything I may help you with today?" Taric spoke politely.

"I don't know, can you?" Rumble retorted sarcastically.

"What?"

"Okay, thanks." Rombel said gloomily.

"I see you've taken an interest in our selection of rings, are there any in particular that strike your fancy?" Taric inquired.

"I really like the sapphire one… but I don't have nearly enough cash." Ringtail murmured in a low tone. The dwarven shithead pulled out a small picture of a smurf-looking bitch and sighed deeply. Attentive as always, Taric once again noticed the actions of the patron.

"A ring for someone special I presume?"

"Yeah… something like that." Rumbled said like an emo shithead yet again. A mischievous grin plastered itself to the Knightly homo's face.

"Perhaps we can… work out a deal. Follow me back to my place and we'll talk details."

Rhubarb was cautious at the advances of the owner, but the ring would mean so much to Tristana. Reluctantly, the yordle took Taric up on the offer, and the two took their exit. Taric made small talk as they exited the establishment; however, from the side alley adjacent to the business, a pair of dog eyes was fixated on the pair of foreshadowed gay boys.

Taric opened the Maplewood door to reveal a beautifully decorated apartment.

"This is your place?" Rimble asked.

"Mmm... Yes..." Taric shut the door behind the cock rat and gestured to take Bumble's coat from him. He lead the yordick to a cozy living room, gem decorations littered the room, and a soft leather sofa sat in the middle. Taric flicked a finger and the once barren fireplace came to full blaze. Taric sat down and patted the cushion next to him "Take a seat, and we shall discuss the terms of our agreement." Brambleback looked reluctant to sit down, but decided that if he wanted to get his waifu a gift, he wouldn't have another option.

The blue fuzzball sat down next to Taric's now partly-open shirt which revealed rock solid pecks. Taric caught the stare of the bilgerat and grinned. "Hmm, like what you see?" If yordles could blush, Pimple certainly would be.

"D-do you work out?" the yordle stuttered. In an instant Taric's shirt and pants had hit the ground, and had sprawled himself on top of Rumplestiltskin. He struggled for a moment before the warm embrace of a true man lingered over him.

"Are you... Comfortable?" Taric's aquamarine eyes locked with Rompguy's, and as they looked at each other, the same idea came across each other's mind.

Ripple had never been with a man, but Taric was certain to show him the ropes. The warmth from the fire relaxed the rodent's anus, and Taric swiftly slid in. Taric grunted, and Rombo's ass cheeks clenched around Taric's gem-encrusted cock. The thrusting was nothing like the poor yordle had ever experienced before. He began to scream, partly due to the pain, and on a more desiring note, within the depths of his heart, he screamed out of pure extacy.

Taric carried the rodent to his bedroom, ass still mounted on his dick, cum seeping out from the small cavity. Taric jumped and landed on the bed, Rumble underneath him, crushed by the weight of the chiseled man's abs. Candles had somehow already been lit or some shit, and as tears began spilling from the yordle's eyes, a quick glance at the window would have caught a man in a ponytail mumbling something along the lines of, 'Just looking for a road home'. The tiny cock of the rat was poking at Taric's stomach, and as the bed rocked, they felt truly connected for the first time.

Rumble's mind drifted, he no longer cared about how he had ended up in this man's house, he only cared that if the thrusting didn't stop, he might actually explode from pure enjoyment. Taric's endurance was unrivaled, he rarely let out a noise while he methodically pounded at the ass of a small woodland creature. His self-control was incredible, he had been going at it for a good twenty minutes now, and had yet to bust a nut. Time stopped being reality, and merely a concept that floated around in their minds. Taric was ready, and he knew that Ramp-up was ready too, this was the moment they had both been waiting for. With one final thrust, Taric filled Rumble with cum, like a car who needed gasoline.

Taric felt satisfied when the door behind them burst open... (You can continue here Cam)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Bellowed the voice of motherfucking Anubis himself, what the fuck?! Taric, shocked, swiftly pivoted to view the large dogman (Rorschach still impaled by his rockin cock).

"I AM HERE BECAUSE THE PLOT FORCED ME TO BE!" Screamed d cane.

"Outrageous" Replied gem. The two wild homosexuals locked eyes, and instantly knew what needed to be done. Susan did some anime power up shit, like Vegeta trying to go super saiyan or some weeb shit, and his armor disintegrated through his sheer Japanese spirit. Tariq swooned at the big dog's big cock. Narcissist took an Olympic sprinting stance, and in the next second, charged at his maximum speed of pretty fast; his erect dog winkie a red blur in the wind. Ronald knew it was coming, but he was powerless to stop the dog dong. The velocity of the boner slamming into his mouth literally tore his esophagus to bits, what the fuck? Turquoise and Eggnog began ramming their big boy peniseses into their respective holes. With Rocket's small frame, and the giant surface area of the dynamic duo's dicks, the tips easily touched with every thrust. You ever see a 3D cylinder? Like in your math class or whatever the fuck? Yeah, Rumble looked like that. The rapid pace of cock thrusting left the barely alive yordle emitting noises you would probably hear in Alien. Both of the dudes felt their need to release overcome them. With a grand screech, they filled the small body they were previously decimating with what seemed liked endless liters of semen. Filled to the brim with liquid, Rebar club literally fucking exploded. Taric and Nasus both took a second to examine Taric's apartment, which was now coated in blood and cum. The two shared a hearty chuckle. Nasus then proceeded to beat Taric to fucking death with his cane because Riot™ doesn't know how to fucking balance.

Fin