Relick: Konnichiwa, minna-san!(Hello, everyone!) I decided to take a small break from The Final Shadow Game for a while. At least until I get more reviews…
Artemis: ^__^ So we decided to do something a LITTLE different! Yugioh acting!!!!
(a/n Artemis is my sister, NOT my Yami)
Relick: That's right. And the play will be…*drumroll starts* *turns to Artemis* STOP THAT!
Artemis: *at the drumset* *stops drumroll*
Relick: The play will be… Little Shop of Horrors!
Artemis: YAY! ^_____^
Relick: KAWAII!!! ^______________^ *pulls herself together* Oh yes, and to do the disclaimer we have Mokuba Kaiba, our stage manager!
Mokuba: *walks nervously on stage* I'm doing the disclaimer?
Relick & Artemis: *nod nod*
Mokuba: Ok… Relick does NOT own Yugioh, the Little Shop of Horrors musical, or the 1930s Roger Corman film. Nor any of the characters.
Artemis: *grin grin* *gloat gloat*
Relick: *glares at Artemis* *turns to Mokuba* a-HEM!!
Mokuba: Oh yeah… Artemis doesn't own them either…
Artemis: *facefault* T__T I was SOOO close to having them all too…
Relick: Too bad. Anyway, auditions are today. Mokuba, dear, could you go to the back and get all those who are trying out for the Urchins? (a/n For those who don't know, an urchin is a street kid)
Mokuba: OK!!! ^___^ *goes off*
Relick: *whispering* He's just so adorable dontcha think?
Artemis: Yeah…he is.
Relick: Ok, enough about Mokuba. Here's how my audition system works. I had all the characters watch Little Shop of Horrors at my school play. (I was a chorus line member, but they all said I did great!) They then chose a character and I gave them each a song.
Mokuba: *returns* We have a bit of a problem, Relick…
Relick: What's wrong?
Mokuba: There's four people who want to do their audition together.
Relick: That's ok. Send 'em in!
*Anzu, Ryou, Isis, and Malik walk on stage*
Relick: *tries not to blush at Ryou and Malik* Hi, guys. Ok… I gave you the theme song to audition with, right?
Anzu: Right. And I came up with some dance moves to go with it. Is that ok?
Artemis: SURE!!! I'll get onto the piano as the accompanist. *gets set up at the piano*
Relick: Start whenever you're ready.
Anzu: Alright! A 5, 6, 7, 8!
*all start the dance and sound amazing in unison*
All: Little Shop! Little Shopp'a Horrors!
Little Shop! Little Shopp'a Terror!
Call a cop! Little Shopp'a Horrors!
Oh! Oh oh oh no oh!
Anzu: Shing-a-ling!
What a creepy thing
to be happening!
Isis: Look out!
Ryou: Look out!
Malik: Look out!
Anzu: Look out!
Isis: Shang-a-lang!
Feel the sturm and drang
In the air!
All: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Ryou: Sha-la-la-la!
Stop right where you are
Don't move a thing!
All: You better!
Malik: You better,
Telling you, you better,
Call your mamma,
Something's gonna get her!
She better,
Everybody better beware!!
All: Come'a Come'a Come'a!
Little Shop! Little Shopp'a Horrors!
Little Shop! You'll never stop the terror!
Little Shop! Little Shopp'a Horrors!
Oh! Oh oh oh no! Oh oh oh no! Oh oh oh no oh oh oh!
Relick: 0__0
Artemis: 0__0
Auditioners: ^___^
Relick: Good job. Results will be posted tomorrow on the auditorium door.
*Anzu and the others walk off stage*
Relick: OMIGOD!!!! That was AMAZING!!!
Artemis: I KNOW!!!!
~*~*~*~*BACKSTAGE*~*~*~*~
Yugi: So how'd you do?
Anzu, Isis, Ryou, and Malik: We sucked…
Seto: Don't feel bad… at least you didn't HAVE to audition…
All: ???
Seto: Mokuba MADE me…
Anzu: Don't worry. As friends, we'll all be right behind…
Yami Bakura(who I'll just call Bakura): *chucks a pillow at Anzu*
Anzu: HEY! ___*
Bakura: Be grateful… I'll throw something MUCH harder the next time you say "friendship"
Yami: HE SAID IT!!!!
All: *throw various hard objects at Bakura*
Bakura: @___@
Yami: ^______^
Mokuba: *walks in* *doesn't notice what happened* All those trying out for Seymour get on stage! *leaves*
Jounochi: Oh! That's me!!
Honda: Me too!
Mai: Good luck…*under her breath* You'll need it…
~*~*~*~*ON STAGE*~*~*~*~
Pegasus: *singing* Oh! Oh oh oh no! Oh oh oh no! Oh oh oh no oh oh oh!
Relick: -___-U Ummmm…
Artemis: 0___0U EEEP!!
Relick: *with a British accent* Pegasus, I'm going to be honest with you… You were absolutely dreadful…
Pegasus: Thank you! ^__^
Relick: *still with British accent* That's not a good thing…
Pegasus: It's not?
Relick: *still with British accent* I don't think you're fit to be in this competition…
Pegasus: Wait! Wait! I can do better! *starts singing* I want to be the very best!
Relick: YOU WENT AGAINST THE DISCLAIMER!!!!
Artemis: OFF KEY NOTE OF DOOM!!!! *plays off key note of doom on piano*
Pegasus: MY EARS!!!! *runs away*
Artemis: ^________^
Relick: *softly* Artemis and I don't own Pokemon, either.
Artemis: But if we did…*eyes sparkle* We'd be rich!!! $___$
Relick: Next!
Jounochi: *walks on stage* Hiya, Relick! ^___^
Artemis: *hearts in eyes* WHEEEEEEE!!!! JOUNOCHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! *jumps from piano and glomps him*
Relick: ^__^U
Jounochi: 0___0U
Relick: O-kay… I assigned you "Grow for Me," right? You can start whenever you're ready.
Jounochi: I'd start if Artemis would get offa me!
Relick: Artemis! Down girl!
Artemis: *whimper* ;__;
Relick: Awww… cheer up! Go play your piano!
Artemis: Okies! ^___^
Relick: ^___^ Alright, you can begin.
Jounochi: *opens his mouth to sing*
Pegasus: *runs in and pushes Jounochi out of the way* *singing*
I've given you sunshine!
I've given you dirt!
Relick: *puts something into her ears* *tosses a package to Jounochi*
Jounochi: What's this? *reading* Ultra Anti-Sonic Hearing Impairments?
Relick: *points to her ears and then points to Artemis*
Artemis: *evil, mischievous smile* *hands up over the keyboard, as if to smash down on the piano*
Jounochi: Oh. *puts in Ultra Anti-Sonic Hearing Impairments*
Artemis: OFF KEY NOTE OF DOOM!!!!!! *plays it*
Pegasus: AHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!! *runs away*
Relick: *takes out Ultra Anti-Sonic Hearing Impairments*
Jounochi: *does the same*
Relick: For all you readers out there… Artemis is magically protected while playing the Off Key Note of Doom.
Artemis: ~__^
Relick: Jounochi… you may now begin…
Jounochi: *sings the song beautifully, despite the Brooklyn accent*
I've given you sunlight!
I've given you rain!
Looks like you're not happy,
Less I open a vein!
I'll give you a few drops…
If that'll appease…*pretends to squeeze blood from his finger*
Now please! Oh oh oh please!
Grow for me?
Relick: ^___^ Results are tomorrow.
Artemis: *swooning over Jounochi's voice* *dreamily* We'll let you know you got the part then…
Relick: 0___0 ARTEMIS!!!!
Artemis: What?
Relick: Nothing… Anyway this is taking WAY too long. Artemis… the bag please?
Artemis: *tosses over magic bag of tricks*
Relick: Thanks! ^__^ *reaches in and pulls out a remote control* *presses a button*
*Everything speeds up and 20 auditions pass by in seconds*
Relick: Ooh! Ooh! This is a good one! *presses another button*
Mokuba: Come on, big brother! Go for it!
Seto: NO!!! I DON"T WANT TO EMBARRASSS MYSELF!!!
Relick: *hearts in eyes* YAAAAAY!!!! HIYA SET-CHAN!!!
Seto: Why do you call me Set-chan? I'm older than you…
Relick: *passionately* Who says a 14 year old girl can't love a 15 year old boy?
Artemis: YEAH! Fight the power!
Seto: *sweatdrop* Can I get this over with now? You assigned me the Dentist song…
Relick: OK!!!
Seto: *takes a deep breath* Ok…
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun,
I'd poison guppies and when I was done,
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head!
*singing* That's when my momma said!
Anzu, Isis, Ryou, and Malik: *appear from nowhere*
What did she say?
Seto: *confused* *singing*
She said my boy I think someday,
You'll find a way, to make your natural tendencies pay!
You'll be a dentist!
Anzu, Isis, Ryou, and Malik: You'll be a dentist!
Seto: You have a talent for causing things pain!
A, I, R, M: Pain!
Seto: I'm your dentist!
A, I, R, M: He is your dentist!
Seto: People will pay you to be inhumane!
A, I, R, M: So inhumane!
*song continues with Seto and the others ending in a big pose*
Relick: Encore! Encore!
Seto: *blushing* No way! No way! *walks off stage still blushing*
Mai: *walks on stage* I think he has the hots for you, Relick.
Relick: YAAY!!!
Artemis: Relick's off in another world right now, Mai. Why don't you start your audition?
Mai: *singing*
Nobody ever treated me kindly,
Daddy left early, Momma was poor.
I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly,
He'd snap his fingers at me,
I'd say sure!
Suddenly Seymour!
Is standing beside me!
You don't give me orders!
You don't condescend!
Suddenly Seymour,
Is here to provide me,
Sweet understanding.
Seymour's my friend…
Relick: *back to her senses* Good job, Mai!
Mai: *grin grin* *gloat gloat*
Relick: Results are tomorrow.
Mai: *walks off stage*
Pegasus: *walks in with his hair in a ponytail and wearing a silver dress with two Funny Bunny plushies stuffed in the top portion of the dress* *singing* Suddenly Seymour!
Relick: MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!!
Artemis: *ready to play the Off Key Note of Doom*
Relick: Wait, Artemis. This is an insult to Little Shop fans worldwide. *unsheathes Fire and Thunder, her swords* *leaps toward Pegasus*
Pegasus: *still singing* Seymour's my…AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Relick: *holding Pegasus's chopped off hair* Now you know why they call me the Wielder of the Twin Swords. ^___~
Pegasus: My…my hair! Look what you did my flowing silver locks! What kind of creature are you?! I'm going home to my mommy!!! *runs off crying*
Artemis: Do you think we were too hard on him?
Both: *think for a second* Naah…
Relick: Well that's all the auditions… except for Bakura.
Artemis: Maybe he changed his mind. Oh well… want to stalk Seto and Jounochi?
Relick: OK! I just need to grab my stuff from backstage.
*~*~*~*BACKSTAGE*~*~*~*
Bakura: @___@
Deena: *cradling Bakura in her arms* What did they do to you?! ;__;
Relick: Deena?! What are you doing here?! (a/n Deena is the evil genius of Sideways, an organization intent on ruling the world. Members: 3. I'm the military leader.)
Deena: Look what they did to Bakura-chan!
Bakura: @___@
Relick: So that's why he didn't audition… oh well. I'll see you tomorrow, Deena. *leaves*
Deena: RELICK!!
*~*~*~*ON STAGE*~*~*~*
Relick: Well that's it for now, folks. If you want to audition for the chorus line, feel free to let me know! Also, I need a choreographer, tech manager, and a prop director.
Artemis: And I need a guitarist, bass player, drummer, and another piano player!
Relick: Well, I've got to review these auditions. Ja ne!
Artemis: Ja ne!