A/N: Queen here! Textingbooklover is working on "When the Mature Ones Are Away, the Spazzes Will Play", while I do this. I noticed that you guys were asking for us to turn these into full spoofs, so I did! Yay!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Sisters Grimm, or Taylor Swift. Or fifteen.

Twelve

You take a deep breath and you walk through the barrier
It's the morning of your very first day
And you say hi to your "granny" who you don't think exists
Try and stay out of everybody's way

It's your second year and you're gonna be here
For the rset of your life in this town
Hoping one of those people will wink at you and say
"Your not the only crazy one."

'Cause when your 12,
and
your kissed by a fairy,
your gonna
PUNCH 'EM IN THE STOMACH!!
And when your 12,
hes gonna
ALMOST DIE
for you…
Count to ten,
Take a breath
This is life
Before your kissed by a fairy…
12.

You are abducted by a fairy named Puck
And soon enough you're worst enemies
Laughing at the each other in a mean way
You'll be outta here as soon as you can

And then you're on your very first case and it's about a giant
And you're feeling like dying
And you're momma's asleep and you're thinking this town is crazy
And you're breaking out
when the night ends
When the night ends

'Cause when your 12,
and
your kissed by a fairy,
your gonna
PUNCH 'EM IN THE STOMACH!!
And when your 12,
hes gonna
ALMOST DIE
for you…
Count to ten,
Take a breath
This is life
Before your kissed by a fairy…
12.

When all you wanted was to do was leave this town
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna leave this town someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Puck became a king
Who changed his mind

'Cause when your 12,
and
your kissed by a fairy,
your gonna
PUNCH 'EM IN THE STOMACH!!
And when your 12,
hes gonna
ALMOST DIE
for you…
Count to ten,
Take a breath
This is life
Before your kissed by a fairy…
12.

Your very first day
Take a deep breath girl
Take a deep breath as you walk through the barriers