Disclaimer: I don't own Gossip Girl.
When nobody is looking he cries.
He just lies down and cries. For over an hour sometimes.
Thinking of his miserable life. Trying to understand why he can't cope.
Everything is perfect. Maybe too perfect.
He has the perfect penthouse, the perfect work, the perfect girl.
In fact he has the world at his feet.
Then why does it hurt so much?
After a while, when he can't bear it anymore, he calls Brooklyn boy.
It's on speed dial anyway.
Thank you.