I know this story reads a little immaturely, it's supposed to be like that xDD
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PS. Guys, I am SOOO sorry I haven't updated anything in ages...I'm working a night shift now, and it is seriously taking everything out of me...
The batmobile sped into the batcave, as the dark knight got out, having finished yet another night of hardcore crime fighting. The city was silent…save for those who were now in the hospitals who had their butts handed to them by the dark knight himself, who were now bawling like babies in their beds.
The batman sat down at the batcomputer, having only one thing left to do on such an epic night.
He turned on the batcomputer, the most sophisticated of sophisticated computers….The most majestic of majestic computers…The smartest of smart computers…..was loading.
The dark knight growled his growly growl…..He really needed to upgrade to high speed.
"No!" He yelled firmly, slamming his manly fists down on the table.
"That would make me too much like the Flash….I hate that guy."
Finally, the one computer to rule them all, finished its quest of loading the desktop background…The most epic of epic backgrounds, the grandest of grands. The most colorful, of colorfulness….
It was sheer beauty beyond comprehension, the image that stared back at him. 6 little ponies full of color.
"MY little pony…" The Batman growled, as he started an episode.
He hadn't gotten too far into it, when the dark knight's jealousy was roused by a certain pony cloaked in darkness.
That darkness thief!" The dark knight growled.
"The night belongs to ME!" He yelled, rising from his chair.
But then, the pony did something even more abominable….As she walked, the cape she was wearing, disintegrated into bats, and flew away.
The dark knight rose suddenly, and with finality from his chair, kicking it aside to the floor.
"MOTHER OF PEARL!" He screamed.
"Alfred?"
"AAAAAALLLLLFFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDD!"
The secret door opened that lead into the batcave, and down came the sexiest butler the world had ever seen.
"I really do need to get these walls soundproofed…" Alfred muttered to himself.
"Alfred! This is an emergency! I need a new cape, stat!"
"Why on earth would you need a new cape mastah Wayne?"
The reasoning is not of importance Alfred! I need one now!" He yelled.
Alfred sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
"Well, I suppose I could have another made by tomorrow…."
"Not just any cape Alfred, I need a cape that disintegrates into bats!"
"….Bats, sir?"
"BATS ALFRED! BAAAAATTS!" He roared.
Alfred stared at him for a long moment.
"….Well...I suppose it could be done with the help of mirrors and optical illusional aids…"
"No illusions Alfred! They have to be REAL bats!"
"Mastah Wayne that is quite impossible…."
"No excuses Alfred! Bats! Real! END OF STORY! I will not be upstaged by a PONY!" He roared, before turning his back and storming out of the batcave."
Alfred just stood there staring ahead where he had disappeared.
"Pony?..." Alfred sighed, this was going to be a long night.