The Twelve Days of a Slayer's Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
A training room in the Magic Box
On the second day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Two heroic deaths
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the third day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Seven vamps for practice,
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Eight glasses a-removing,
Seven vamps for practice,
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Nine unconscious Watchers,
Eight glasses a-removing,
Seven vamps for practice,
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Ten Scoobies slaying,
Nine unconscious Watchers,
Eight glasses a-removing,
Seven vamps for practice,
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Eleven training methods,
Ten Scoobies slaying,
Nine unconscious Watchers,
Eight glasses a-removing,
Seven vamps for practice,
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Watcher sent to me
Twelve "oh dear lord"s
Eleven training methods,
Ten Scoobies slaying,
Nine unconscious Watchers,
Eight glasses a-removing,
Seven vamps for practice,
Six crossbows a-crossing,
Five punching bags,
Four musty books,
Three days off,
Two heroic deaths,
And a training room in the Magic Box
Happy Holidays