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Remember Zach?
"Bex! I thought you were going to stop teasing me about my Zac Efron obsessed days!"
"I meant the Blackthorne Boy Zach. But now that you brought him up…."
You know, the hot Blackthorne Boy?
"He was a total douche who kissed you and left?"
"You know, that is signs of douche-like behavior."
"What? No."
What might just happen if him and the other Blackthorne Boys return?
"I'd like us all to welcome the return of the students from the Blackthorne Institute for Boys!"
"Fuck. My. Life."
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"And then you fell into his arms and shared a steamy, passionate kiss-"
"Liz, honey, I spilled grape juice on his shirt."
"You and I both know romance comes in all different forms."
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"Do you think he's still mad?"
"What? Of course not-oh wait there he is. Yup, he's defiantly still mad."
"Thanks, Mace…"
Could Zach and Cammie find their happily ever after?
"Hypothetically speaking, wouldn't that be considered incest?"
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"Because that wasn't awkward or anything, Gallagher Girl."
"Yeah, uh, right."
Or just many moments of…awkwardness..
"Are you sure he's not my….cousin….?"
"……well I never said I was positive, sweetie. In fact, your father did mention something about his sister having a baby boy around the time-"
"You have to be freaking kidding me."
Throw in some Josh
"Isn't that the….Mac guy….?"
"Wasn't mixing up names Zach's thing?"
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"Have you ever thought about….us…?"
"What? Oh, uh, sorry, Josh. I think my, uh, shoe just caught on fire."
"Excuse me?"
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"You know, as much as it's hard to believe, it was nice to see Jimmy again. He seemed different. Did he do something with his hair?"
Some Blackthorne Boy hotness
"Oh, whoa! Sorry I didn't mean to walk in on you. Shirtless….oh, wow."
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"What did you and Grant do again?"
"Umm, well, actually it was Jonas."
"Do you keep a weekly list of guys to hook up with or something?"
"What, no. Of course not. But now that you mention it…."
Some Preston run-ins
"Cammie, this is-"
"Preston Winters, attorney lawyer."
"You want to be a lawyer?"
"Well, duh. What did you think I wanted to be? President?"
"Actually, I thought you wanted to be Spiderman."
"Well, I can have multiple ambitions can't I?"
And you've got another year at The Gallagher Academy
"The year isn't that bad. I mean it could be worse."
"How so?"
"I mean, you could have slept with him."
"…."
"Oh god."
Blackthore: The Return
Coming Soon
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Authors Note: I actually wasn't planning to make a trailer for this. Actually, I wasn't planning on this being a multi-chapter story. But it would work much better that way.
-this is for Kiwi's Epic Challenge (can you feel the epicness). This is for the….first category….I think? I was for the 'un-cliché the clichéd' category. And if you couldn't tell, this is uncliching the "Blackthorne comes back to Gallagher!" clichéd stories. I hate them. Well, most at least. It's terribly clichéd so I'm making an attempt at uncliching it :D
-You probably thought "that is the gayest title I have ever read" well, I purposely made it that way. Just to show how clichéd titles can be too. And…ok, partially cuz I couldn't think of any other titles. Ok, sue me. You know you love it.
-first chapter will probably be posted next week. I have 2 one-shots to finish plus other stories to update. Yikes
-omz my first official zammie story. *cue applause* Just, it won't be like most would want….if the trailer and challenge didn't give that away. One of the two oneshots I'm writing is a zc one. Aha I win.