Evil Finn sat in his throne of greatness. His throne was black. BLACK AS HIS SOUL. He hated Disney. He hated furbys. But most of all, he hated, the kingdom keepers. (specifically Phibly) Man he hated Phibly.
Phibly was escorted by some guards into Finn's evil throne room.
"Oh LOOK it's PHIB. LY." Finn mocked purposely saying his name wrong.
"YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT! MY NAME IS PHILBY. NOT PHIB. LY."
"AS LONG AS I'M TELLING THE STORY YOUR NAME WILL BE PHIBLY."
"I hate you so much. You're so annoying!"
"OH," Finn started talking in an English accent. "Look at me! I'm Phibly! And I'm soooooo british! Hah ahahhahahah! I'm so smart and I make everyone else look so dumb because I like biscuits!"
"STOP IT!" phibly growled.
Finn paused, then leaned forward, resting his elbows on his thighs. "One more word and-"
"Finn, you obviously aren't thinking straight. Come back home, we can help you! We don't like seeing you like this-"
"OF COURSE YOU DON'T! IM AWESOME NOW! EVIL MAKES PEOPLE HOT, PHIBLY. NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW."
"Finn-"
"Remember like two seconds ago? When I said 'one more word and'? well, if you let me finish my sentence, you would've heard: ONE MORE WORD AND ILL KILL YOU. so, as king of this dark and evil land, I must execute you now. See? I keep my promises. GUARDS, EXECUTE PHIBLY."
Phibly's eyes grew wide in shock. "What?! NO!"
"WHAT? YES!" Finn yelled in mock surprised.
"STAHP!" Phibly yelled at him. "YOU CAN'T KiLL ME!"
"What's that?" Finn asked taking off his crown and holding it to his ear. "You don't say? I'm the king?"
"STOP TALKING TO YOUR CROWN."
Finn put the crown back on his head and laughed. "I'm the KING, PHIBLY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! GUARDS!"
Guards rushed in.
"WAIT!" phibly held out his hands. "AMANDA STILL LOVES YOU!"
The smirk on Finn's face fell off. "What?"
"Amanda still loves you." Phibly sighed. Yes, now im getting somewhere.
"She does…?"
"Yes!" Philby said. "She does. And she wants to see you. If you let me go I can go and bring her to you."
Finn pondered this. "Alright. I'll agree to this. But if you're thinking about attacking my castle with your loser friends, then know that you will ALL DIE."
Phibly nodded. "Right. Got it."
The guards released him and he skipped away to Amanda.
Philby went to the keeper's hideout. He saw all his friends there and yelled, "GUYS. I HAVE A PLAN."
Jess jumped up. "IS IT TRYING TO GET FINN TO MEET AMANDA SO THEY WILL FALL IN LOVE?!"
"Uh, yeah actually. How did you know?"
"Well, you know, I had a dream that they would fall in love if they met again." Jess smiled. "It was really cute! It looked like Finn was going to turn good again because of Amanda's love!"
"GREAT ITLL WORK! THEN LETS DO THAT. We'll bring Amanda to Finn's dark castle and have them meet, boom, fall in love! Finn's good again! Man this is going to work out well." Philby sighed. He was the best at making plans.