Alrighty folks! Andi has come up with a very… interesting story line hee hee…. She is sooo mean and evil to Red in this one!

Dana! I am not!... A little humiliation keeps you humble… And he deserves it in this one to look a little foolish!

Well, forgive us to our male readers! But if you just really examine it it's hilarious!

John sat and watched as the children played on the frozen pond in Central Park, and the couples that skated around holding hands and laughing with each other and sighed sadly. Ever since the whole thing with Rasputin, he had avoided Hellboy, assuming he would want his space and his time with Liz. What never showed though was how much keeping all of his time with HB impersonal was killing him. He shook his head, shocked a bit by his emotional flux, and stood to head back to base. With it being almost four in the afternoon HB was sure to be getting hungry again. He walked over to his bike, put on his helmet, and took off back towards the BPRD.

~HQ: HB POV~

Where was he? It was almost time for my lunch, and Scout usually was early so we could talk for a bit before he bolted like a scared rabbit.

And boy, did I need to talk.

I was having issues with Liz (yes AGAIN), but not the usual her yelling at me for doing something stupid…oh no, nothing the simple…

I couldn't keep it up.

No, no not the relationship…

Yes, the other up… My dick won't stay hard enough to do anything with!

I know, I know… it's natural, it could be stress… but this shouldn't be happening though! I'm not even a hundred yet! Hell, not even eighty! This isn't suppose to happen to a young demon! I heard the door start to unlock and rushed over, yanked it open, and pulled the cart and Scout inside before slamming the door shut and locking it.

"Well, hello to you too HB." John said, surprise lacing his voice. I looked at him and nudged him over it my bed.

"Scout, I need help." I said, knowing I sounded pathetic. He nodded and sat down before motioning for me to talk. I sat beside him and held my head in my hands, my tail swishing lightly. Luckily I was red, cuz the thought of talking about this with Scout was making me blush. "I…well, erm… I'm having a problem…"

"Ok…and that is?" He asked patiently.

"I… I can't keep it up around Liz." I said in a slightly whiny voice.

Silence…

… And more silence…

… … Laughing?!

"This ain't funny Scout!" I growled at him. I looked over at him and was both shocked and dismayed to see that he was, literally, crying from laughing so hard, doubled over, holding his sides, laughing at my problem! He didn't look like he'd be stopping anytime soon, so I growled louder, turned, and tossed him on his back and pinned him to my bed. I got a breath away from his face and snarled. "It ain't funny." I was kind of shocked again when he immediately stopped laughing, his eyes went wide, and he sucked in his breath. I smiled smugly. "That's better."

"Uh… HB?"

"Yeah Scout?" I asked and tilted my head.

"Umm… I don't think you have a problem down there anymore…"

"Huh?" I raised an eye ridge and stood before looking down to see that I was, indeed, back to my normal self. My eyes went wide and I closed my eyes and thought of Liz naked…and it went down. I thought of Myers naked and I thought I was gonna be tripped or thrown on the ground on my back with how fast it went back up. I did this a few more times and had the same result…

Well hell!

Short, only the first chapter though…. Bwuahahaha! I have NO idea how she came up with this one!

One o'clock in the morning, ice cream, and a book on the anatomy of the human body hee hee .

Wow… I now love anatomy for this!

Love,

Dana & Andi

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