Would You Rather

Chapter 1

"Okay Ginny, your turn."

"Okay, hit me!"

"Would you rather eat a hippogriff- feathers and all - or make out with a dementor?"

"Ummmm. I'd choose to make out with a dementor."

"Why?" Was the response from all the girls from the four houses.

"Easy. If I ate a hippogriff I would barf up everything. Therefore forfeiting the 'would you rather'. But if I made out with a dementor I would most likely die in the process; rendering the 'would you rather' pointless after about 10–20 seconds."

Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Hannah Abbot, Astoria and Daphne Greengrass, Lavender Brown, and the Patil twins all looked at the red-head in amazement. All wondering if her reasons were justifiable and wondering if they would choose the same thing.

"Ummm, Luna your turn. Would you rather…. Oh I got one! Would you rather give Voldemort a blow job or give Dumbledore a blow job?"

"Voldemort."

"What?" All the girls screamed together.

"Well it would be a new experience, and he is less than half of Dumbledore's age. Besides Dumbledore and I have already had something so it wouldn't be different than before." Luna said dreamily.

A resound chorus, of 'what?' and 'I beg your pardon, but did you just say that you and Dumbledore have had sex?', filled the room.

"Yep, and he was actually pretty good. I just had to lie there and he did all the work."

"Okay Luna, so long as you don't consider it child abuse and/or rape!"

"I was fine with it Lavender. It's okay! Okay next. Pansy would you rather confess a secret love for Harry or for Theo Nott?"

"Harry!"

A collection, of 'Awwww, Pansy likes Harry!', spread through the room like wild fire.

'It isn't a big deal guys! Besides Harry and I are already dating! So it's not a big deal!"

"Really! You guys are already dating? And you never told us! I'm ashamed Pansy!" Started Daphne and Astoria Greengrass.

"Oh don't start you two. I gotta go. Bye!"

"Where are you going Pansy?" said Hermione, in one of her questioning moods.

"To Harry, where else would she be going to Now?" said the fiery redheaded Weasley, Ginny.

"Touché . You are so true. I am going to see Harry." Said Pansy in a rush.

"Well that's one confession down. Anyone else got one. Ginny you go first." Said Luna in her airy, wondering voice.

"Why me first, I say Daphne or Astoria or even you Luna go first."

Daphne who looked like she knew something no one else did and that she was going to burst if she didn't share the gossip with someone else.

"Care to share, Daphne?"

"I think Hermione should go first with revealing secrets. I think she has something to tell us."

"No. I think Ginny should go first."

Finally Ginny gave in with a sigh.

What do you think Ginny's secret is? If people guess and someone gets it right or extremely close to the secret they will get to have an input on later chapters, and of course …. Virtual cookies! Yummmm! ~omgitsSuzy