22 Ways to Kill Snow White.Or Paige
A/n~~~no offence intended, I promise!!! My friend Kristen and I got this idea cos we have this joke about drowning our best friend, even though we never would, and the three of us love acting out movies, such as The Sweetest Thing (3 main girls, although one- Selma Blair- is less, main.) Never Been Kissed (3 main girls, one not as. rufus?) Then we wanted to do the Charmed Ones and nobody really likes Paige so Kristen was Phoebe, I was Piper and sorry Kim. ne way that's how we decided to drown Paige. A/n~~~Sorry to all the people out there who are also pale and like it, this is not a diss to you or anything, but Rose. "Say it with me.SUNLIGHT."
Paige woke up to the sound of someone singing, she followed the noise to the bathroom and found Cole in the shower, a choir robe on, singing "Amazing Grace."
"Um, Cole, you do realise you're getting your robe wet, right?" She asked, covering her eyes at the.manly sight between his legs.
He blushed. "Oh. so I am! Amaaaazing graaaaace, how sweeet you sound!!!!"
Paige crinkled her eyebrows. "How sweet, THE sound, hon."
"I knew that. Now, if you don't mind, I'm still naked!"
She closed the door behind her and went downstairs. She found Piper and Phoebe in the kitchen, conversing behind a book entitled '22 Ways to get your annoyingly pale half sister out of your life for good'.
'Hmmmm, ironic.' Paige thought but decided nothing of it.
Piper and Phoebe quickly closed the book and shoved it behind their backs.
"Wow! Paige, um. what did you do to your hair this morning? It looks really, um.GREAT!" Piper covered up.
"Thanks, I didn't brush it."
"Oh, well it looks terrific!" Pheobe exclaimed.
"Um, THANKS."
Phoebe checked her watch. "Ooh, hate to run but I gotta get to my pathetic excuse for a job. 4pm, Piper?"
Piper nodded. "See yah there."
Phoebe quickly exited, looking excited.
"So, what's happening at 4?" Paige asked.
"Just a little, uh, birthday party for me out the back. A pool party. Wanna come?"
"Hell yeah! Why wasn't I invited sooner? What pool? We don't have a pool!"
"No but we will after Leo finishes orbing one from the neighbours."
"Cool! I've always wanted to steal a pool! It's soo cool! Whoo Hoo! A pool! How cool! A kitchen stool! Look, drool! A mule! I rule!"
"Stop, now you're just lying!" Piper confronted.
Paige covered her face in her hands. "Too true. Said you. I grew. Guess who? Mooooooooooooooooooo!"
That was it, Piper had had enough! "GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!"
"Oooooh, someone's bitchin'!"
4pm... (Oooooooooooh Piper's party!)
Piper, Paige and Pheobe are lying on their soil in their backyard, in front of a pool that is half in and half out of the ground, cos it hit some pipes and Leo banged his head. That's why he's with his other wife, I mean. FRIEND getting stitched up. Is all he's doing. Yeah. Prooooomise. Shut up now.
"You guys, this is the worst party ever!" Piper said, narrowing her eyes at Paige.
Pheobe made swirls in the soil.
"How come?" Paige asked innocently.
"Duh! That's obvious! For one, you're here!" Piper yelled.
Paige frowned. "But Pheobe's here too!"
"Well I like her!"
"Oh, sorry."
"That's okay. This is the worst birthday party ever! Hey, you guys wanna play a game?" Piper asked enthusiastically.
"Sure!" Pheobe jumped up.
Paige shrugged. "Okay. As long as I'm not it."
"Course not!" Piper grinned and stood up.
"How do we play?" Paige asked, confused. Piper and Pheobe seemed very eager.
"Well, we see who can stay under water longest, and even if they wanna come up, we don't let them cos we wanna see who can stay the longest." Pheobe explained.
Piper nodded. "Yeah! And first we throw oranges at each other for fun! I get 10 to throw, Pheobe gets 10 too, and you get none! The oranges make our powers not work. Leo got them from the deli." Piper added to no one in particular.
"Okay, let's start! Go!" And Pheobe and Piper immediately threw them at Paige.
20 oranges later, Paige was very bruised and Piper and Pheobe were sore from laughing so hard. "Let's call her citrus girl!!!" Piper enthused.
"Yeah!" Pheobe agreed instantly.
"Now can we play the underwater game?" Paige asked desperately.
"Okaaaaaay." Piper sighed. "You can go first Paige."
"Yay!" Paige cheered.
Pheobe and Piper snickered. On the count of three, Paige ducked her head under water, y'know to see how long she could stay under there, and even when she thrashed around, she wasn't allowed to come up cos they had to see how long she could stay under! Thank god for the oranges so she couldn't cheat and orb out. It turns out if you hold Paige under water for 16 minutes, she drowns.
Piper and Pheobe cheer. Paige is dead. For now.
Until next time.
A/n~~~no offence intended, I promise!!! My friend Kristen and I got this idea cos we have this joke about drowning our best friend, even though we never would, and the three of us love acting out movies, such as The Sweetest Thing (3 main girls, although one- Selma Blair- is less, main.) Never Been Kissed (3 main girls, one not as. rufus?) Then we wanted to do the Charmed Ones and nobody really likes Paige so Kristen was Phoebe, I was Piper and sorry Kim. ne way that's how we decided to drown Paige. A/n~~~Sorry to all the people out there who are also pale and like it, this is not a diss to you or anything, but Rose. "Say it with me.SUNLIGHT."
Paige woke up to the sound of someone singing, she followed the noise to the bathroom and found Cole in the shower, a choir robe on, singing "Amazing Grace."
"Um, Cole, you do realise you're getting your robe wet, right?" She asked, covering her eyes at the.manly sight between his legs.
He blushed. "Oh. so I am! Amaaaazing graaaaace, how sweeet you sound!!!!"
Paige crinkled her eyebrows. "How sweet, THE sound, hon."
"I knew that. Now, if you don't mind, I'm still naked!"
She closed the door behind her and went downstairs. She found Piper and Phoebe in the kitchen, conversing behind a book entitled '22 Ways to get your annoyingly pale half sister out of your life for good'.
'Hmmmm, ironic.' Paige thought but decided nothing of it.
Piper and Phoebe quickly closed the book and shoved it behind their backs.
"Wow! Paige, um. what did you do to your hair this morning? It looks really, um.GREAT!" Piper covered up.
"Thanks, I didn't brush it."
"Oh, well it looks terrific!" Pheobe exclaimed.
"Um, THANKS."
Phoebe checked her watch. "Ooh, hate to run but I gotta get to my pathetic excuse for a job. 4pm, Piper?"
Piper nodded. "See yah there."
Phoebe quickly exited, looking excited.
"So, what's happening at 4?" Paige asked.
"Just a little, uh, birthday party for me out the back. A pool party. Wanna come?"
"Hell yeah! Why wasn't I invited sooner? What pool? We don't have a pool!"
"No but we will after Leo finishes orbing one from the neighbours."
"Cool! I've always wanted to steal a pool! It's soo cool! Whoo Hoo! A pool! How cool! A kitchen stool! Look, drool! A mule! I rule!"
"Stop, now you're just lying!" Piper confronted.
Paige covered her face in her hands. "Too true. Said you. I grew. Guess who? Mooooooooooooooooooo!"
That was it, Piper had had enough! "GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!"
"Oooooh, someone's bitchin'!"
4pm... (Oooooooooooh Piper's party!)
Piper, Paige and Pheobe are lying on their soil in their backyard, in front of a pool that is half in and half out of the ground, cos it hit some pipes and Leo banged his head. That's why he's with his other wife, I mean. FRIEND getting stitched up. Is all he's doing. Yeah. Prooooomise. Shut up now.
"You guys, this is the worst party ever!" Piper said, narrowing her eyes at Paige.
Pheobe made swirls in the soil.
"How come?" Paige asked innocently.
"Duh! That's obvious! For one, you're here!" Piper yelled.
Paige frowned. "But Pheobe's here too!"
"Well I like her!"
"Oh, sorry."
"That's okay. This is the worst birthday party ever! Hey, you guys wanna play a game?" Piper asked enthusiastically.
"Sure!" Pheobe jumped up.
Paige shrugged. "Okay. As long as I'm not it."
"Course not!" Piper grinned and stood up.
"How do we play?" Paige asked, confused. Piper and Pheobe seemed very eager.
"Well, we see who can stay under water longest, and even if they wanna come up, we don't let them cos we wanna see who can stay the longest." Pheobe explained.
Piper nodded. "Yeah! And first we throw oranges at each other for fun! I get 10 to throw, Pheobe gets 10 too, and you get none! The oranges make our powers not work. Leo got them from the deli." Piper added to no one in particular.
"Okay, let's start! Go!" And Pheobe and Piper immediately threw them at Paige.
20 oranges later, Paige was very bruised and Piper and Pheobe were sore from laughing so hard. "Let's call her citrus girl!!!" Piper enthused.
"Yeah!" Pheobe agreed instantly.
"Now can we play the underwater game?" Paige asked desperately.
"Okaaaaaay." Piper sighed. "You can go first Paige."
"Yay!" Paige cheered.
Pheobe and Piper snickered. On the count of three, Paige ducked her head under water, y'know to see how long she could stay under there, and even when she thrashed around, she wasn't allowed to come up cos they had to see how long she could stay under! Thank god for the oranges so she couldn't cheat and orb out. It turns out if you hold Paige under water for 16 minutes, she drowns.
Piper and Pheobe cheer. Paige is dead. For now.
Until next time.