Lexie: Hey guuuuyyyyss :D *stares creepily at readers* I decided to make a truth or dare fic because 1: I'm bored. 2: I have nothing better to do. And 3: I-

Ganondorf: Yeah you have nothing better to do because you have no life!

Lexie: Well… I… HMMPH! Shut up! *Picks up flame thrower*

Ganon: Um… why do you have a flame thrower? Those don't even exist in Hyrule!
Lexie: Because I have the power… *leans closely into his ear* That power is called: being OP.

Ganon: *Runs away, crying*

Lexie: Awwh, I feel so loved ^.^ All you guys love me right? Especially you, Link. *nods toward Link, whose tied up on a chair*

Everyone: *Backs away slowly* Uhhh sure Lex… we love you…

Lexie: Good! *Gets random mic* Anyways, welcome viewers to a nice little game called Truth or Dare, WITH Zelda characters :D Send in truths or dares to these following characters:

Boys:

Link (I like TP Link, but any is OK… I guess)

Ganondorf (any)

Tingle

Dark Link

Zant

Beedle

The Postman

Talon (OoT)

Girls:

Midna

Tetra

Zelda (Again, any Zelda, but my fav is SS Zelli)

Great Fairy

Fi

Impa (girl?)

Navi

Malon

Link: I'm not surprised.

Ganondorf: *facepalm*

Tingle: Tingle Tingle! Kooloo limpa!

Dark Link: What?!

Zant: TIME TO DANCE *dances like a ballerina*

The Postman: Why me?

Talon: WHAT IN TARNATION?

Midna: Oh man…

Tetra: I hope I get to kiss Link :D

Zelda: NO! HE'S MINE *starts in catfight with Tetra*

Great Fairy: *that creepy laugh*

Fi: Master, the batteries in your Wii Remote is nearly depleted.

Impa: Hey! I am a girl! *says in manly voice*

Navi: Hey! Listen! Hello! Watch out!

Malon: Teehee *shyly looks away*

RATED T OR LOWER QUESTIONS/DARES ONLY! KISSING IS OK BUT NO SEXUAL THEMES OR ACTIONS!

Everyone: Whew!

Steps to get your truths and dares on this story:

1: Click on "review story" (or inbox me)

2: Give a truth or dare on the listed characters above

Example: (Truth) Have you ever kissed someone Link?

(Dare) I dare Zelda to wear a black dress and dye your hair black.

Link: I... I don't want to talk about it.

Zelda: Hey! I'm not going to dress all goth! I'm elegant and royal b*tch!

Lexie: Don't get your panties in a twist, they're just examples *prays that these will be reused* ^.^

If this gets a lot of requests (which it probably won't) then I'll do 5 for each chapter thingy. Until next time!