Just a lil fic I wrote after watching MR when my friend asked our maths
teacher for his test score, and our teacher said, "Yes, I know, I'm hungry
too." (?) R&R plz. A bigger MR spoof may be comin soon if I can find a good
enough way of writing it.

The hunger will drive you will drive you mad
Dinner
You don't have to put that salad on the side
You don't have to check my change so carefully, you don't care if it's
wrong or if it's right
Dinner
You don't have to put that salt on my food
Dinner
You don't have to be nice, just be rude
Burnt chips on nice chips
Lettuce on lettuce
Burgers go between buns
It's more than I can stand
Dinner
Why does my tum cry?
Hunger I can't fight
You're free to feed me
But please don't, don't leave me
And please, just feed me when I say
I'm hungry
Dinner