People's Court: Soul Society

by Exiled Into A Rift

ichigo and zangetsu go to court and orihime is the judge so it 's funny and when you fininish the story and you want to see orihime's picture email me aim theres more to come

THE PEOPLE'S COURT:

SOUL SOCIETY

Ichigo

V

Zangetsu

Narrtor:Today in the People's Court the plaintiff Zangetsu is suing Ichigo Kurosaki for misuse, bad living conditions, pain and

suffering, and battery. Zangetsu is suing for $5,000,000,000. Ichigo is counter suing for Zangetsu hiding his name from Ichigo until he

almost died. His counter claim is for $5000. Jidanbo(Major Suck-up): Everyone rise the honorable Judge Orihime residing. Orihime

OK Mister Zangetsu please state your case wait one second mister Zangetsu Hi Ichigo OK now you can state your case. Zangetsu:

My name is Zangetsu and I'm Ichigo's Zanbaku-to Mr.Kurosaki is very in reckless in his use of me his sheath for me is bandages

which is very cold. He has also let some random guy bury me freakin' mud plus he's used me as shield which I don't appreciate .OK

judge that's my case Judge Orihime? Orihime: Oh you've finished your case already could you state it again I really didn't hear you I

was drawing this pretty picture. Do you like it? Jidanbo:Judge Orihime don't worry about Zangetsu's case I recorded it for you and I

do like it looks just like him! Orihime: Thank you bailiff Jidanbo, OK Ichigo your turn. Ichigo: Thank you Orihime please pay attention

this time OK here's my I am counter suing Zangetsu for hiding his flippin' name til I almost died then he put my natural body in danger

while I was trapped in my mind waiting for his name to be said to me man just to tell yah I'm not crazy. OK Orihime I'm done.

Orihime: Huh Ichigo your done too Jidanbo did record his case too? Jidanbo: Yes I did. Thank you. Ichigo and Zangetsu: Orihime!

What where you doing this time! Orihime:I was writing my novel "When The Evil Chocolate Covered Orange Flavored Sushi

Attacked". Jidanbo: Sounds good can I read it when it's finished. Orihime: Yes, you can Jidanbo I based on my lunch. Alright I'll be

in my quarters reviewing the cases. (Fifteen minutes later) OK I have made my decision you're both wrong. Ichigo and Zangetsu:

Orihime wrong thing. Orihime: Oh! I knew that I was just joking around I grant Zangetsu $4,999,999,999.99 and for Ichigo to get

him a sheath I also grant Ichigo $4,999.99. Case dismissed! Let's get some eggplant, carrot and chocolate ice cream!