The Day Knights of Round Went Wrong
Chapter 1
"Hey Cloud, If you get me Knights of Round then use it to defeat Emerald Weapon, I'll give you a reward." said Aeris. "Sure!" said Cloud. After he ran off, Aeris thought to herself, I hope this works. Cloud had been bugging the hell out of her for weeks, so she decided she would get back at him, by making him do things that might get him killed. Strangely he always came back alive no matter what.
An hour later he came back.
"Hey, Aeris, I got the materia but I decided you and Red XIII would go together to watch me defeat Emerald Weapon."
"Sure."
So they all leave on the submarine with Underwater Materias, their weapons, and Knights of Round.
"Let's test out Knights of Round first." said Red XIII.
So Cloud summons it.
But some how, instead of working properly, King Arthur, Sir Robin, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedemir, and Sir Galahad along with some minstrels appeared (basically the characters from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.).
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons and we seek the Holy Grail.
Cloud: (rudely) what's with the weird acce-?
He is interrupted by Sir Robin's Minstrels singing their crappy song.
Suddenly, Emerald Weapon appears.
Emerald Weapon: Hey, what's with the noise?!?!?!?
Red XIII: Hey! You can talk!!!
Sir Lancelot: Halt foul creature! I, Sir Lancelot shall- (gets eaten by Emerald)
Emerald Weapon: Shut up so I can continue with my date!
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL YOUR ON A DATE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Emerald Weapon: Damn right I am! (looks over to Ruby Weapon) Hey baby, how 'bout we go and make some fireworks?
Ruby Weapon: Yeah Baby!
The Weapons leave.
Cloud: How 'bout we make like them and find a room eh Aeris?
Aeris: No! (Hits Cloud with staff)
Suddenly a man in black armor comes and faces King Arthur.
Black Armor Guy: I'm the black knight and I shall slay thee, I am the one with invincibility!
Arthur slices off all his limbs, his head and stabs him. Black Knight: I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better! I'm- (Bursts open revealing Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: SEPHIROTH! I AM THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY SEPHIROTH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (flys off)
Cloud: What a wuss
Sephsama4444: (me the author!) (appears out of nowhere) Oh look whos talking (flicks Cloud is off)
Cloud: You little bitch (raises sword)
Sephsama4444: Yo mama!
Aeris: Cloud, you dummy, he's the author! You can't argue with the author!
Arthur: Thou art a stupid ass.
Sephiroth: (appears again) I agree.
Sephsama4444: Four against one Strife! Give up or get kicked out of the story.
Cloud's face turns red with anger and embarrassment.
Cloud: Fine. I give up.
Sephsama4444: Loser. (disappears)
Sephiroth: Spikey-@$$ (flys off)
Red XIII: Well, that's over. I say we help King Arthur find his Holy Grail.
Sir Robin: Wow that Sephiroth guy is braver than Sir Lancelot!
Sir Bedemir: That's cause your real name is Sir Robin the not as brave as Sir Lancelot
King Arthur: Well let's go! Come Patsy. Clip Clop! Clip Clop!
To Be Continued~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sephsama4444: Well Whadaya think?
It's my first time at writing fanfics so please review, review, review!
If you don't, my friend Sephiroth here will have to get his sword bloody ^_^
Just Kidding
Sephsama4444~
Chapter 1
"Hey Cloud, If you get me Knights of Round then use it to defeat Emerald Weapon, I'll give you a reward." said Aeris. "Sure!" said Cloud. After he ran off, Aeris thought to herself, I hope this works. Cloud had been bugging the hell out of her for weeks, so she decided she would get back at him, by making him do things that might get him killed. Strangely he always came back alive no matter what.
An hour later he came back.
"Hey, Aeris, I got the materia but I decided you and Red XIII would go together to watch me defeat Emerald Weapon."
"Sure."
So they all leave on the submarine with Underwater Materias, their weapons, and Knights of Round.
"Let's test out Knights of Round first." said Red XIII.
So Cloud summons it.
But some how, instead of working properly, King Arthur, Sir Robin, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedemir, and Sir Galahad along with some minstrels appeared (basically the characters from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.).
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons and we seek the Holy Grail.
Cloud: (rudely) what's with the weird acce-?
He is interrupted by Sir Robin's Minstrels singing their crappy song.
Suddenly, Emerald Weapon appears.
Emerald Weapon: Hey, what's with the noise?!?!?!?
Red XIII: Hey! You can talk!!!
Sir Lancelot: Halt foul creature! I, Sir Lancelot shall- (gets eaten by Emerald)
Emerald Weapon: Shut up so I can continue with my date!
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL YOUR ON A DATE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Emerald Weapon: Damn right I am! (looks over to Ruby Weapon) Hey baby, how 'bout we go and make some fireworks?
Ruby Weapon: Yeah Baby!
The Weapons leave.
Cloud: How 'bout we make like them and find a room eh Aeris?
Aeris: No! (Hits Cloud with staff)
Suddenly a man in black armor comes and faces King Arthur.
Black Armor Guy: I'm the black knight and I shall slay thee, I am the one with invincibility!
Arthur slices off all his limbs, his head and stabs him. Black Knight: I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better! I'm- (Bursts open revealing Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: SEPHIROTH! I AM THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY SEPHIROTH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (flys off)
Cloud: What a wuss
Sephsama4444: (me the author!) (appears out of nowhere) Oh look whos talking (flicks Cloud is off)
Cloud: You little bitch (raises sword)
Sephsama4444: Yo mama!
Aeris: Cloud, you dummy, he's the author! You can't argue with the author!
Arthur: Thou art a stupid ass.
Sephiroth: (appears again) I agree.
Sephsama4444: Four against one Strife! Give up or get kicked out of the story.
Cloud's face turns red with anger and embarrassment.
Cloud: Fine. I give up.
Sephsama4444: Loser. (disappears)
Sephiroth: Spikey-@$$ (flys off)
Red XIII: Well, that's over. I say we help King Arthur find his Holy Grail.
Sir Robin: Wow that Sephiroth guy is braver than Sir Lancelot!
Sir Bedemir: That's cause your real name is Sir Robin the not as brave as Sir Lancelot
King Arthur: Well let's go! Come Patsy. Clip Clop! Clip Clop!
To Be Continued~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sephsama4444: Well Whadaya think?
It's my first time at writing fanfics so please review, review, review!
If you don't, my friend Sephiroth here will have to get his sword bloody ^_^
Just Kidding
Sephsama4444~