SPRX 77, Private Eye

by Matanzo-El-Mono

This case began like all the great ones do: with a dame. Some two-bit hood had broken her TV. So she came to me and my associate, knowing we were the best in the business. We'd find the perp, make him talk, and see justice served. We're private eyes.

1. The Intro

So this marks my return to a regular, chaptered story format. Joy!

I'm going to warn you up front: this story is SEMI-crack. Everybody is going to be more or less in character, but they'll make references that might not fit in the context of the show.

But I don't care, because I think this will be fun to write.

Hopefully you have fun reading it.

The Intro

Shuggazoom City; a stinking, repulsive cesspool with more crime and villainy than you can shake a stick at. And trust me, I can find a pretty big stick. I can find just about anything; it's my job.

I'm a private eye. The sign on my door would tell you that if you took the time to read it.

But you're not here to read signs. You want to hear about one of my many famous cases. Well, sit back and listen up.

Because have I got a case for you.

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Very short introduction here. The following chapters will be much longer; more in keeping with my normal style.

I'm really looking forward to writing this story. I hope you guys enjoy what I do with it.

Until the next chapter:

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