This is a fic my friend and I wrote with lots of coffee and rolos. I am Shinigami Sama/Yami Shinigami Sama (SS/YSS), and my friend is Hoshi- chan/Yami Hoshi-chan (HC/YHC).

Disclaimer- We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, but we do own coffee, rolos, and a whole lot of sugar. And we own Yami Shinigami Sama! She's me and kidnapping is illegal in MY parallel universe! We also own Yami Hoshi- chan, who also cannot be kidnapped-er-Yaminapped!



Chapter 1



3'rd person: As SS and HC, drove down the road to Djibouti, listening to a Blind Target CD, drinking coffee and eating rolos, the car began to make a loud sputtering noise. The radio then started to beep like a low budget 70's spy movie robot. "What's wrong with the car, Hoshi-Chan?" "I dunno, I'll pull over and we can check it out." As she pulled over the car began to shake and sputter even more loudly. They got out to check under the hood. "It doesn't look like anything's wrong with it. Maybe your CD was skipping." "Well, the car's off. Why is it still showing the symptoms of, um, dying?" "I don't know. Let's pull some of these whatchamacallits and press some of those thingermabobs and maybe it'll fix itself." "Are you sure about that? What if we hit the wrong thing, we could kill the car!" "Kill a car? I'd like to see that. Well, when something's wrong with your computer, what do YOU do?" "Um, press buttons and pull wires and stuff and hope it does something right?" "Exactly. It works with the computer, why shouldn't it work with a car?" She starts pulling things and pressing others.

"Because cars use gas and sparks and stu-"

-BOOM-



By Ra that was short. What's gonna happen next? Are we going to be really boring and die and end the story right there? Are we going to travel to Domino in some sort of weird dimensiony thing? Nah, that couldn't happen. Will I ever stop asking questions? Yes. Look soon for CHAPTER2.