A/N Hey guys! I am truly the sidetracked writer. I got inspiration for this story from listening to "The Count of Monte Cristo" for days and reading Stonemason angst stuff. Minijen is truly a great writer. In all honesty, reading Universe Falls helped me get out of my writer's block and inspired most of my stories so if you have a chance, check her out. Stonemason was suggested to her by another person (if you are reading this, I'm afraid I don't know your name, sir or madam. I will give you credit where credit is due.) and she is considering putting it in the sequel.
This story will have many musical numbers. Mostly, this story will focus on how Pacifica and Dipper's relationship is put to the test through the Stonemason arc and the aftermath. Since I am challenging myself to make as many of the songs fit as possible, there are two things I have to point out. First, the arc will be different than how Minijen would do it. In a way, I like this, since it will kind of make it my own. In fact, I came up with my own storyline and plot twists and stuff that are probably not going to be in UF (unless me and Minijen accidentally communicated with telekinetic powers and we both came up with the same ideas). Also, my storyline will be different than the SU Wanted Arc so... that's cool...Second, suspension of disbelief. I know, I shouldn't have to say that but some of the characters might act differently or some places might be used when they shouldn't be (Ex: Northwest Manor is still owned by the Northwest's). Remember, I am doing this for your entertainment. As much as I am trying to make ends meet, I can't smooth out everything. Anyways, Have fun and listen to some fabulous music!
Pacifica hummed to herself as she climbed the hill next to Steven's family barn. She had been told to meet Dipper there. She smiled as she climbed. It was really quite a peaceful song that she hummed, full of hope towards the future. It matched her feelings. She looked down at her clothing, wondering if it were too plain. Even her most plain clothes were fashionable. She wore the most popular jeans and the llama sweater Mabel had given her during Weirdmageddon. Strangely enough, she was growing attached to it. She even started liking it.
When she reached the top of the hill, her smile brightened upon seeing that only Dipper was there. He had a picnic blanket underneath him and beside him was the lunch that he had made for the two of them. He turned to look at her, a small smile on his face too. He had his usual outfit on, which Pacifica had learned to admire. She came towards him and sat on the blanket set out before her as they looked over the clearing that they could see from this fairly big hill.
"And I thought you made me climb this hill for nothing." Pacifica stated, teasingly. "I would've had to make another trip to get lunch."
"Yeah. Well, I decided to save you the trip." Dipper retorted playfully as he took out half of a sandwich and offered it to Pacifica.
She accepted it and took a bite out of the sandwich. It wasn't bad, actually. It wasn't as good as the sandwiches she was rarely served at home, but the kind gesture was enough for her to look past it.
"You know, if you keep this up, you might just get onto my list of favorite people." She said, slyly.
"Well, you'll be happy to know that there hasn't been a threat of a Gem invasion for a while, so I might be able to meet you here for lunch more often." He looked at her with a friendly smile. "Maybe I'll get onto your list sooner than later."
She laughed a bit before responding. "Pff. Yeah right, silly boy." Then, she got close to Dipper, took off his hat, and ruffled his hair. He put his hands to his hair to act like he wanted it to stop, when he really didn't. She stopped and as he straightened out his hair, she put on his blue hat with a tree on it.
"You know, I think I look good in this." She said in almost amazement, as if she thought it wouldn't. Of course, Dipper knew that she would look good in his hat. She took it off and she gave it back to him. Then, after all the laughter and playing, Dipper took out his lunch and they both ate in peaceful silence. It wasn't an awkward silence, something that Dipper was used to, but rather a content silence. Both kids sat on the hill, looking out at the surrounding landscape. They both loved each other and they both knew it. And since they both knew it, they didn't need to say it.
"So, how's your parents treating you?" Dipper asked with a small friendly smile. This was often a question he asked whenever they met. He knew how demanding and controlling Pacifica was. Ever since the Northwest Manor incident, things had changed between Pacifica and her parents. They weren't as controlling as usual. Still, there was always the threat that they would control her life again.
"You know. The usual." She answered, almost as if it were a habit. "No bell, no problem." Despite her answer, she seemed to look across the hill with forlornness in her gaze. Dipper took notice and immediately acted.
"What's wrong? Tell me the truth." Dipper looked at Pacifica but she refused to look back as she looked down at her feet.
Pacifica sighed. "Call me crazy but... I can't help but worry that this freedom might not last."
"But... your parents know now that you are a capable girl. You saved their lives and... and my life." Dipper protested as Pacifica turned suddenly to look at Dipper, eye-to-eyes.
"That's the problem, Dipper! It has been weeks since the Northwest Incident and my parents might forget and try to control me again!" She cried out before she brought her knees to her chest and looked down in regret. "Then, I'll become just like every other Northwest that has ever lived."
Dipper, determined to make Pacifica feel better, immediately got closer to the distraught girl. "Look, Pacifica. Look around you."
Pacifica did indeed look around her. It was truly beautiful. The grass was a nice summer green on the hill. The small lake near the barn glistened and shimmered in the light and flowers were blooming around the clearing. The forest seemed quiet, as if the forest was still asleep and needed to be awakened. The nicest par, however, was that she was sitting next to Dipper. She loved Dipper and he loved her. The fact that they were both experiencing this together was a beautiful thing.
"Do you think a Northwest would do this?!" Pacifica looked at Dipper, her remorseful eyes meeting his determined gaze. "Have you ever heard of a Northwest sitting on top of a hill, in the middle of nowhere, far away from the Northwest Manor, simply watching nature with a normal, insignificant boy?"
Pacifica smiled a little. "You know, I might argue with that last one." She looked at Dipper, who realized the humor in it too. Dipper may be normal in the fact that he was normal, but he wasn't exactly insignificant. He helped defeat a one-eyed triangle demon. In other words, he was normal, but his life was anything but normal and insignificant.
"You're free, Pacifica. You're free to do whatever you want. You proved that ghost you could change and I believe in you." Dipper smiled as he stood up, offering his hand to help Pacifica up. With a smile, she took it and stood up beside him.
"You're too nice, Dipper. When did you get this nice?" She said, playfully.
"When you gained your freedom." He responded, the two kids looking at each other happily. "And as long as I am nice, you will be free."
Pacifica laughed a little under her breath. "Look at us. A little girl. A foolish boy."
Dipper laughed a little with Pacifica as they got closer together. They both hugged each other. It was truly a special relationship they had. Who would've known that she would fall in love with a boy of little significance? Nothing would split them apart.
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Mondego was a boy who had lived in Gravity Falls his entire life. He wasn't rich but what he didn't have in money, he had in influence. He had good looks that made every girl swoon over him. He had chocolate brown hair and ocean blue eyes that glimmered in the sunlight. He knew how to speak eloquently and how to speak with those above him. He had straight As in school and he knew, strangely enough, how to sword fight. His father thought it would be best to teach him. It was these many attributes that girls loved him. Many girls loved him but he only loved one girl.
He loved Pacifica Northwest. Of course, that love was not returned, for Pacifica had her eyes on a boy from California. A boy by the name of Dipper Pines. A boy with little money or influence. A boy related to a man who stole and tricked. Of course, this immediately started a one-sided rivalry. Mondego had to win Pacifica's heart, and so he did everything in his power to do just that.
"Pacifica, don't you think the Crystal Gems are dangerous for Dipper's health?" Mondego posed the question, pretending to be only thinking of Dipper's best interest as he followed Pacifica through the manor.
"I believe he is quite capable, Mondego. I appreciate that you care about him, however." Pacifica responded as she finally found a heart locket, something she had kept for years but refused to wear.
"I'm just concerned, Pacifica, that he might not be capable of the stress and demands. His sword fighting can't be more than average and we all know how powerful those Gems are." Mondego said as he tried to undermine his competition.
"Again, I appreciate the concern but I am going to be late. Dipper invited me to go stargazing with him." Pacifica pushed past Mondego, as if not caring for him in the slightest. He recoiled a bit in distaste. Her loyalty was great. If only that loyalty could be given to him. He, unfortunately, had to call this night a bust. His attempt was, once again, a failure. He sighed as he followed after Pacifica out the door into the warm night air. The stars were out but he couldn't bother to look at them.
Mondego decided to walk home in the darkness. He looked down at the road, unwilling to look up. He needed Pacifica but she was tough to crack. He was halfway home along an empty, quiet road through the forest when he heard something behind him. He turned around, suddenly, to see a small figure. She was really small, with small water wings. On her left cheek was a teardrop-shaped blue gem and her hair was short, making her seem more teardrop shaped herself. She had a bow in her hair and a dress and her skin, hair, and clothing was all a different shade of blue.
"Are you 'Dipper'?" She asked in an innocent sounding voice.
Mondego was at a loss for words. He heard from Pacifica about gems other than the Crystal Gems. He heard about the Diamonds and Steven and the Mystery Twins' adventures at the Human Zoo. What was this gem doing here? Still, he knew that this gem was up to no good... but she needed Dipper for something... maybe she was going to take him to the Human Zoo... An idea popped into his brain, but he needed clarification.
"Yeah. I know a Dipper. Why? What do you need him for?" Mondego asked, trying to get his answers.
"I don't have to tell you. Will you lead me to him or not?" The gem snapped, flying close to his face.
That's when a noise came from the surrounding landscape. It came from the dark trees next to where they were standing. Agitated, the gem looked at Mondego with a controlling look.
"Stay right here." She said in her singsongy voice before she called out for someone. "Topaz! Bring that communicator to me!"
Mondego couldn't help but flinch when he saw a tall gem come up to the small gem. The gem seemed yellowish in color and had two circular gems where her ears would be. She stood there with a neutral expression on her face as she brought a diamond-looking device. The little gem picked it up and flew a bit alway from Mondego. He was able to see, however, that she clicked the device into place, like a Rubix Cube, and it made a screen. There, on the screen, was a Diamond in yellow hue. She looked at the little gem as the gem bowed in respect.
"My luminous radiant Diamond." The little gem responded with a smile.
"Aquamarine, have you landed your ship?" The Diamond said in a regal voice, nonchalantly.
"Yes, my Diamond. We have been searching for the humans you ordered." The gem, presumably named Aquamarine, answered
"Be sure to get every last one on that list, Aquamarine." The Diamond typed something into the computer, before looking at at the screen. "There has also been a report from a Ruby that stated Rose Quartz might still alive. Be vigilant, Aquamarine, and if the rumors are true, take her into custody so that she may receive her punishment."
"I always prize myself on delivering, my Diamond. With luck, I will find that Rose Quartz was corrupted years ago." Aquamarine closed her eyes and crossed her arms with a prideful smile.
"I can help you with that." Mondego interrupted, loud enough that Aquamarine and the Diamond on the screen could hear.
The Diamond looked puzzled before looking threatening. "Who spoke, Aquamarine?"
Mondego moved towards the screen, despite Aquamarine's death stare. "I did, my Diamond." Then, he bowed and dared not look at her directly in the eyes, even through the screen.
"Get back in your place, you idiotic-" Aquamarine hissed through her teeth before Yellow Diamond put her hand up to silence her.
"A human who understands the true authority of the Diamonds? How intriguing." She said before turning towards Mondego and staring at him. "You have my ears, boy. What is it you have to say?"
Mondego could sense the hostility in Yellow Diamond's voice. If he was honest with himself, he didn't think he would make it this far in the plan. He thought he would be vaporized in the instant he tried to talk. The fact that he had Yellow Diamond listening was a miracle. He had to keep intriguing her.
"My Diamond, I know that I am an organic being, completely underneath your radiance and immortality, but I know that I can help you in my last remaining moments of my planet." He kept his head low and dared to look at Yellow Diamond, who had one of her eyebrows arced in interest. "In my last moments of earthly life, I only wish to help you, by serving your vengeance on a silver platter."
"My Diamond, I found this human in the streets. He said that he could help me find the human, 'Dipper'." Aquamarine explained, looking at Yellow Diamond in worry.
"Let him continue." Yellow Diamond waved her hand as Aquamarine got out of the way and Mondego stepped up, finally daring to stand up straight. His words were working. His flattery and influence had prepared him for this moment.
"She is, indeed, right, my brilliant Diamond, for I know how much you hate Dipper, one of the humans that thwarted the awe-inspiring Weirdmageddon. But you see, my Diamond, I hate him as much as you. He stole someone from me, never to return. My love will never come back to me." Mondego stopped to clear his throat. "But you see, my reasons for talking is not just to tell you what you already know, my patient and ambitious Diamond, for you see, not only do I know where Dipper is, but I also know the location of Rose Quartz, the traitorous Crystal Gem leader!"
Aquamarine looked surprised, her face mimicking a gasp. Yellow Diamond didn't look surprised, but rather amused. She smirked a little as she saw started thinking what Mondego was thinking.
"Well-spoken, young boy. You want vengeance and I want vengeance. You're proposing a deal." Yellow Diamond concluded.
"Oh no, my Diamond. Not a deal. A deal could mean I could control you and I would never dream of doing that, even when the Cluster emerges." Mondego pretended to look innocent, as if he would never manipulate the Diamonds. That, of course, was the moment he started manipulating her. "I am an ally to you, my Diamond. I will give you Rose Quartz and Dipper. I only ask that you will give me your word that Dipper would suffer more than the human zoo."
Yellow Diamond looked at Mondego with a malevolent smile. The only thing that worried him was whether she was thinking ill-will towards him or Rose Quartz and Dipper. She then typed into a console in front of her before looking at the screen again.
"You know, you're the only human that actually speaks sense. Whatever is your name?" Yellow Diamond said as he sighed in relief.
"My Diamond, you can call me anything but if you want the name I was given, I am Mondego." Mondego put his hand to his chest and bowed again in reverence.
"Mondego, you have my word that Dipper will suffer. I have this little... project that I have been thinking of for a while. Blue Diamond wouldn't allow me to do it with any human in the human zoo." Yellow Diamond's smirk faded in thought before she looked with concern at Mondego. "How can I condemn Dipper to his fate when he has a fair trial?"
"My Diamond, I can help. I can testify against him." Mondego felt victory within his grasp. His plans were falling into place. He would condemn Dipper and Steven to their fate and then take Pacifica in her time of sorrow.
"You are truly a schemer, Mondego." Yellow Diamond mused. "Tell me, what are your plans to execute our vengeance?"
Mondego felt his vengeance being pieced together. No one would know about his betrayal. If anyone knew, his plan would be foiled and if Pacifica found out, she would abandon him. He had to be the hidden third party. Dipper could blame Yellow Diamond but he wouldn't be able to blame the anonymous third player. To communicate his ideas to the Diamonds, he decided to speak in song.
"We are friends, are we not? And our interests are the same." Mondego sang in a little quieter voice. "We collaborate and trust in fate to parcel out the blame."
Aquamarine immediately decided to join in as she stood between Mondego and Yellow Diamond, all three of them close together. "There are ends we've all got that can justify the means. We negotiate,"
"And fabricate the facts behind the scenes." Yellow Diamond sang as she joined in, typing up something on her screen, coming up with a false report that would condemn Dipper Pines.
"Keeping all the details vague and secrets hidden, safe from the balanced sheet of those we trust," Mondego sang, a sneaky look in his eyes as he pretended to whisper something to Yellow Diamond, with his right hand cupped around his mouth towards the screen.
"Because history's a story told by the winners of the fight!" His loud voice carried far as he continued. "You imply a little,"
"Lie a little, testifying" Aquamarine responded in a fast voice.
"Try a little," Yellow Diamond joined before she added with Mondego joining her, "Dipper."
"Who will question what goes on in the middle of the night?" Mondego jokingly questioned, before he answered it himself. "Not a tinker. Not a tailor."
"Not Blue Diamond or a Sapphire." Yellow Diamond answered, remembering about one of her co-rulers who had some say as to what would happen to Dipper.
"Or a jailer." Aquamarine concluded with a malevolent smirk before bursting into a giggle at the possibilities. Mondego smiled a bit. These gems were getting it. His plans were sinking through to them. He was going to give them the vengeance they deserved and he would simply benefit as a result of it. As the song continued, he was delightfully surprised to find Yellow Diamond starting the next verse.
"So we all are agreed. Let's be vigilant and wise." Yellow Diamond cautioned as she tried to think of ways the plan could go wrong. Mondego took over from her.
"We must all pretend my naïve friend was caught where he lies. For our plan to succeed, we must have but no disdain." Mondego laid his left hand flat while he put his right hand vertically and patted his hands like that, as if hammering a concept with a look of concern on his face. "Dipper Pines will stay and end his days under torturous pain! Where the only things he'll touch are stones and darkness, deep in a prison cell and dungeon keep." Mondego smiled as Yellow Diamond joined.
"Because history's a story told by the Gems who make the laws!" Yellow Diamond closed her eyes as she pointed to herself with a look of bliss on her face. Then, she opened her eyes as she continued. "We supply a little lie to help the gullible to buy a little fable."
"What will become of the righteous men who fashioned Dipper's flaws?" Aquamarine posed the question with a look of actual concern.
"The rich and well-respected are no more to be rejected at my table." Mondego answered, pointing to himself with his eyes closed before opening them up. His eyes were full of hope and his eyes twinkled in the starlight. "I'll be a comfort in her time of grief," He closed his eyes and put his right hand to his forehead, as if in distress. "and anguish." He put his hands across his chest to form an X shape. Then, he looked up at the stars again.
"I'll be Pacifica's ever faithful acolyte, every night." Then, he looked down at his feet, regret filling his eyes. "Yet, part of me wishes Dipper didn't have to languish." He closed his eyes before looking ahead of him with anger and determination in his eyes. "But I can see, it's him or me."
"Let him sit there and rot until he's forgot." Aquamarine responded in agreement with a smug smirk on her face as she watched Mondego's weakness disappear into anger.
"Let him rot-!" Yellow Diamond exclaimed with happiness in her voice, happy that vengeance would finally come.
Then, the three singers joined in the next line with perfect harmony. "History's a story told by the people who survive"
"Let me sign and then initial." Yellow Diamond said as she signed something on her own screen after finishing her report.
"It's the truth if it's officially the story." Aquamarine agreed as she closed her eyes and crossed her eyes with a sly grin on her face.
"What if the cost is one young man so my love can then survive?" Mondego said as he pretended to weigh his hands like scales. "He's the price I have to pay to live and fight another day for love and glory." Then, he put his hand over his heart.
"He was standing in the way. A threat to justice, we will say." Yellow Diamond answered as she wrote it into the computer.
"So goes the story." Mondego cried out.
"Stick to the story!" Aquamarine answered.
"Here ends the story~!" The trio sang together as the song ended, and together, they knew they had a plan to gain their vengeance. All they had to do now, was begin.
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Pacifica and Dipper were laying down on the hill. It was dark but the stars lit up the landscape. Pacifica had been hesitant to lay down in the dirty... well, dirt, but, with some encouragement from Dipper, she went onto her back and looked up at the stars. Dipper did the same, laying down on her left and placing his head only a few inches from hers.
"Wow." Was all Pacifica could say, her breath taken from that very moment.
"Yeah. You could say that again." Dipper answered. "The stars are bright tonight, since it's a new moon."
"I've just... never really taken a moment to look at the stars." Pacifica clarified, Dipper turning to look at her with confusion. She turned to look at him too. His expression changed to an understanding smile before he looked back at the stars. She continued to look at him, however, before smiling too and looking at the stars again. When she felt Dipper's hand brush against hers before he clasped it gently in his grip, she didn't pull it away. It felt right, in a way, for them to hold hands while looking at the stars.
After a moment of silent awe and communication between the two without words, Pacifica used her right hand to point at the sky.
"See that star?" Pacifica asked, looking to Dipper for confirmation.
He looked at where she was pointing. "The star next to where the moon would be?" He replied.
"Yeah," she said with a nod, not moving her gaze away from that star. "It's so bright, like it would never dim or diminish."
"I wonder if that star has a name." Dipper mused.
"Well, there's only one thing I know." Pacifica replied in a confident voice.
"What's that?" Dipper turned towards her and she turned to look at him with a smile.
"I won't ever forget that star, because it reminds me of you." She said, smiling happily. Dipper blushed a little before they continued to look at the stars.
That's when Pacifica heard something. A twig snapped in the forest. A sound as if something were shuffling away. Then, she thought she heard muffled whispers, unintelligible. Pacifica immediately sat up straight, looking around in concern. Dipper sat up too, although, having not heard the noises, with a look of confusion.
"What's wrong?" Dipper asked, trying to interpret what was going on and what Pacifica was looking for.
"I... thought I heard something." She admitted, slowly as she continued to survey the area, looking all around her.
"Maybe it was just an animal?" Dipper guessed, although he was unsure if even that was true.
"But I heard talking." Pacifica said as she focused on the area in front of her. The hill was in a clearing and so, about a couple of yards away from the hill, was the edge of the forest. Whatever was hiding from them had to be in front of the hill and in the forest.
That's when something spoke behind them. It was an innocent voice, high pitched with an English accent.
"Are you 'Dipper'?" The couple turned around to see a tiny person with wings. No. Not a person. A gem was on her cheek, teardrop-shaped like Lapis' gem. She looked at them with an innocent look. Dipper stood up and Pacifica did likewise. The couple took a glance at each other, as if asking each other what to do. Do they answer this question from this gem? For all they knew, she was a Homeworld Gem. Pacifica shrugged. It seemed like a harmless question.
"...Yeah. I'm Dipper Pines." Dipper answered slowly and methodically, pointing to himself.
"Well, what do you know?" The gem said, sounding more amazed than innocent. "Our informer wasn't betraying us." She giggled a little before flying into the air. "Topaz! We have one!"
The couple heard footsteps behind them. Dipper was the first one to turn and look behind them. A big gem stood in front of them, her shadow falling on them. She was orange and looked at them with a determined look. Pacifica pushed past Dipper, blocking the gem, presumably named Topaz, from getting to him.
"You're not putting a finger on my Dipper!" She said sternly at the gem. "If you want to get him, you have to get past me!" She pointed at herself.
The gem took a step towards hers, fear crossing Pacifica's face as both Dipper and herself backed up. Then, with a fluid motion, Topaz backhanded Pacifica, her right hand connecting with the side of Pacifica's body. Pacifica cried out in pain as she was knocked to the side and fell onto the grass on the hill.
"Pacifica!" Dipper yelled as he looked down at where Pacifica had fallen. Of course, in that moment of distraction, Topaz grabbed Dipper. He struggled under the grip of the soldier but could not escape.
Pacifica, groggy from the fall, got up slowly from the ground. Upon turning to see Dipper in the arms of doom, she stood up and immediately was frozen in place. Topaz's entire body glowed and dissipated, as two figures, both smaller versions of the quartzine soldier, came out of the light. Despite the forms of the gems being much smaller than before, Dipper still couldn't get out of one of the Topaz's hold. Then, in a quick motion, the Topazes fused and Dipper was stuck in the body of the gem.
"Let go of him!" Pacifica screamed as she tried to get herself to move, but to no avail. She couldn't fight a gem. She had never fought a gem before... physically.
"Pacifica!" Dipper shouted, his head underneath Topaz's face. "Listen to me! You have to get help! Get Steven! Get my family!"
"But what about you?!" Pacifica cried out as tears filled her vision.
"I promise I will be back." Dipper said in a calm voice. In his time with the Gems, he learned to stay calm and how to have grace under pressure. He tried to reassure Pacifica with a smile before he found the flaw in his statement and frowned. "Well, I mean, I might not be back for a day or so, but I promise I will be back someday."
"Topaz!" The small gem shouted in frustration. "Stop listening to those humans and get over here!"
As Topaz and the small gem left, Pacifica finally felt like she could move. Pacifica knew that the best way to save Dipper as quick as possible was to run and get the Gems and the Pines family. However, before she ran, she noticed something that had fallen on the ground when Topaz started to walk. Pacifica, methodically walked towards it in curiosity. When she picked it up, her left hand went to her face, unable to hold the emotions brought by the recent events.
It was Dipper's hat. It must've started falling off during Dipper's struggle with Topaz, and since his hands were stuck in the giant soldier, he was unable to reposition it. Tears fell down her face before she straightened her posture. No. She had to go. She had to hold onto the hope that he would come back. She had said to Mondego many times that Dipper was capable of these Gem adventures. He would come back. Then, she would return the hat in person. Feeling a little happier at the thought, she gripped onto the hat tightly before sprinting off towards help.
A/N Alright! "A Story Told" is done! To be honest, this one was the only song I was not excited to do. It had very little movement in it and it isn't easy to maneuver the characters when one-third of them, in that song, was in a holographic screen. I promise the next chapter/song will be better. It doesn't have much movement either but it has power... and broken promises. Just a warning, everything in these first couple of chapters are foreshadowing. Those talks between Dipper and Pacifica weren't put in just because of fluff (well, some of them were, but that's not the point). Anyways, you can find the song in this chapter just by searching up the chapter name with "The Count of Monte Cristo" added onto it. Another warning: The Count of Monte Cristo fandom has been taken over by Bronies. If you click on a video and it has ponies in it, it's not my fault (you can watch them it you want to, though. You be you).