When the lights went out, the only thing Mario remembered was his lucky handkerchief. "Mama mia…" he muttered in a dark tone like acid dripping from his tongue. "Oh… Mama… Mia…"
"You have fought well, O brave one," called out Luigi like a mystic magician. He was perched atop the house's weather vain. He was conniving-looking and also scary with a nose.
"Luigi, you have been a terrible creature to this land!"
Birdo approached Mario, brandishing a sword and plummeting it into the ground. He accidentally killed a flower petal with the stab. "We are family…" said Birdo.
"I know, Birdo, but I'm the Mario." Mario pulled out a sick ray gun and blasted the windows in his house. "Now that the windows are all broken, you must accept the hard truth, Luigi."
Luigi got a cowboy in his head and started acting like one. He removed his shoes and showed off the spurs he had attached to his purple socks. "AWWW PHOOEY!" he growled as he pulled out his throwing stars. He tossed them at Mario, but Mario was too good of a dodger for that.
"How are you so strong?"
"I learned all my skills from Ninja Vader." Luigi twirled his mustache in honour of his life. "He was a good man because he used to be Darth, but became Ninja after watching Jimmy Kimmel reruns."
"This is a bad thing…" mused Mario like a sock drawer.
Birdo was starting to cry from all the fear about chaos. "Friend Mario, please don't kill your own beautiful hotcakes!"
Mario looked down at his own hindquarters and smiled at them because they looked appetizing. He laughed as his chin grew a bicep out of it. "I am the Mario, mon!" He then jumped up and lunged at his bro with the righteous chin bicep.
Luigi dodged the punch and then called upon the Chaos Mushrooms. He then transformed into Super Luigi and totally obliterated Mario's chin bicep.
The bicep flew off of Mario's chin and landed in a nearby pond. Mario felt a single tear drip down his face. "I loved that chin bicep like a true brother. Luigi, you are no longer my true brother because you are an evil individual."
Luigi snorted his laughs and then chucked a blueberry at Birdo.
"Oh! Woe is me!" cried Birdo. He then died due to blueberry power.
Mario looked down at the dead pink dinosaur thing with the red bow and lovely mascara. Patrick had recently asked SpongeBob if he could borrow that stuff. This made Mario have an intensity burning in his heart.
"I can't believe you are such a bad guy!" Mario cried with his nose wiggling at all angles.
"It comes with the price of being handsome!" Luigi said as he stuck both index fingers up a single nostril. "Lookie here, chunk-blunder! I am the greatest!"
"Mama… mia…" Mario picked up a Taco Bell wrapper and shoved it in his left ear. "I will use this to access my brain. Then I can beat Luigi!"
Luigi laughed at the site. "You stupid Mario! Only the power of good-looking cheese can quell my reign now! I am Super Luigi!" Luigi upped the ante as he showed off how he could wedge his pinky into the same nostril as well.
"I am indeed frightened by how well you can display your handiwork, my former bro, but I still must try my hardest to defeat all evil inside of you!"
"Then come get some…"