One day when I was sitting back in my orange recliner I remembered that I was in the finest retirement community in Australia. I got my DVD remote and turned the TV on and I started to watch Lord of the Rings where I had left off. After a while I decided to take a little walk in the retirements park.

While I was out I saw some smoke coming out of a faraway chimney and it reminded me of the dragon smog from the Hobbit; I will never forget the first time I read the Hobbit.

When I got back to my apartment I found a fancy dress shirt on the ground that someone had dropped there. I thought to myself 'why would someone not notice if they dropped a shirt? Oh well don't know who's it and I do think the owner will come back to get it.' So I pulled my orange recliner to my door and waited.

After about ten minutes the owner came hurrying back and said "sorry about that, I was in a little hurry and it slipped out of my hands. "eep! is that Legolas on TV?"

I turned around and replied, "I was watching a movie." As the man walked off I saw a picture of Legolas on the front.

As the day wore on I fell asleep and had a dream that I was flying with dragons over the primear of Lord of the Rings in New Zealand; when I woke up I had a fascinating idea. I was going to build a time machine! That's the most ingenious idea in my life. That is saying a lot; I am retired and in a retirement community and my old buddies and I were the smartest in are age and time. The only problem is where the pieces are. When I was young I was curious about how to make a time machine so I studied how people in movies and shows on TV did it. If my calculations are correct I only need what the guy has in the movie called the Time Machine had and I just so happen to have them all.

I started that night and drank coffee while I worked on the time machine and finished it the next morning.

I slept that whole day from all my hard work. When I woke up again I got in the time machine and set the time for half an hour before the release of the movie and turned the key.

It felt like my stomach was left at my house and my head was far in the future but when I stopped the engine reversed and I went spinning back two thousand years in the past and hit the dash board with my head and got knocked unconscious.

Hours later I woke up and seemed to be in the most comfy bed I had ever been in. I got up and looked around and out the window and gasped. I gasped because I was about one thousand feet over the ground. Another pikachu came in the room and said,

"welcome to Kelspring". She took me on a tour of the place and I lived here and lived here for twenty years with my neighbors and family. My fellow pikachus and I lived happily for the rest of our days