This is because I'm bored and want to make ppl laugh so here goes
'MusicHeathens' (from 21 pilots) plays
Ron: all my friends of Hogwarts hate my name..
That's why I eat Fizzing Wizzbies today..
Please don't take my canary creams they're so cool..
If you want to make people have weird dreams..
Snape; I don't deal with the Potters very well..
They say The Dark Lord has rose and fell..
(Dumbledore interrupts)
Dumbledore; My wand was the greatest invention!
Malfoy; HarryPotter is getting too much attention!
Umbridge; what do we do when kids don't listen well?
We give them quills that carve your skin-
Harry interrupts
Harry; IT FEELS LIKE HELL
Fred & George; we sell snack boxes and portable po- onds!
Cedric; look at my highly polished wa-and!
James Potter; what do you do when a dementoris sitting next to you?
Minister of Magic; what do you do when Sirius is sitting next to you?
Sirius; What do I do when he is sitting next to you (stares at Lupin)?
Lupin; after all I said.. Sirius is dead..
Hermione; all my friend of Hogwartsstudy too slow!
Goyle; eat some cake and knock out who we know!
Ron; my mum still knit my Christmas jumpers today..
Luna; I get called loony, and Ronald gets called gay..
(Music ends)