Wooooooo! I hasent been here for sooooo long! Like you care. . .SO! This is a "Know your Stars" fic! THOSE ARE GREAT! So prepare for some wackiness as I do the Zim cast! Woh. . .I mean as IMIX INthe Zim cast. . .O.O That sounded WRONG!
Disclaimer- I don't own that Know Your Stars gig OR Invader Zim! THEY OTH RAWK THOUGH!
Know Your Stars
Zim!
Zim takes a seat on a stool in a biiig dark room, looking confused and aggravated.
Disembodied voice- Know your stars, know your stars, know you stars. . .
Zim- HMMM! WHO DARES INTRUDE ON ZIM!
Disembodied voice- Zim, he. . .
Zim- WHO ARE YOU?
Voice- Zim. . .
Zim- WHO ARE YOU?
Voice- Zim. . .
Zim- WHO. ARE. YOU?
Voice- SHADDUP OR I'LL. . .DO BAD THINGS TO YOU! CUZ I CAN!
Zim- (silent)
Voice- coughs Zim, he LOVES the humans. And Earth. A lot.
Zim- WHAT! ZIM LOVES NO WORM-BABIES! OR THE DIRT PLANET! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS YOU SPEAK?
Voice- Zim. . . he has geckos in his pants.
Zim- HMMM! WHAT ARE "GECKOS"! I HAVE NONE OF THESE "GECKOS" ANYWHERE IN MY UNIFORM!
Voice- Zim. . .His name is French for "Blood sucking monkeys"! (Inside joke. . .)
Zim- LIAR! ZIM'S NAME IS IRKEN FOR "MIGHTY OVERLORD"!
Voice- You wish!
Zim- Yeah, I know. . .
Voice- Zim. . . has a intimate relationship with Dib.
Zim- LIAR! YOU (screams some obscenities I ain't gonna repeat)!
Voice- Yeah. . .Even I don't believe that crap. . .Let those slashers believe the trash. . .(cough) Anyway. . .Zim. . .has cross dressed on several occasions!
Zim- YOU FOOL! I NEVER. . .Wait. . .Well, maybe I did on Probing Day. . .BUT IT WAS NECESSARY!
Voice- snorts Yeah right! Make-up was necessary?
Zim- Leave me alone. . .(curls in a ball)
Voice- Zim. . .Is hated by everyone in his home planet!
Zim- Now THAT is utterly ridiculous! Zim is loved by ALL!
Voice- (snickers)
Zim- Eh?
Voice- Oh, nothing!
Zim- (cocks an eyebrow)
Voice- Zim. . .Has made a shrine to Ms. Bitters made entirely of deli meats! Since he LOVES her! He thinks she's a sexy mama!
Zim- (makes freaked out little noises of horror)
Voice- Zim. . . has a teddy bear named Mr. Snuffers that he talks to and humps on a daily basis!
Zim- FOOL! ZIM HAS NO PLUSH TOY! NEVER! CEASE THESE HORRIBLE LIES! OR YOU SHALL PAY, EARTH-BEAST!
Voice- Who said I'm human?
Zim- Oh, I just assumed. . .
Voice- Well, you're no better off than me, you little hypocrite!
Zim- (brings out a laser from his PAK and shoots in the direction of the voice)
Voice- AH! SHIT! (sound of someone falling is heard)
Zim- (laughs)
Voice- (in pain) Now. . .You know. . .Zim. . .
Zim- NU UH!
Voice- Oh shaddup. . .
That kinda sucked, didn't? Sorreh. . .I haven't written in awhile. . .R&R anyway! GIVE ME IDEAS! Dib is next!