I am so tired of all these weirdo stories with the Jonas Brothers where Nick is falling in love with Lilly and Starbucks falls out of the sky, so I'm gonna make one. Warning: the whole point of the story is that they're teenagers, yet their parents are oblivious to that fact. So I don't wanna hear any 'Robby Ray would so not let that happen!' Oh, and the pairings are Nickly or whatever, and personally, I think the term Loe/Jolly is just stupid, so I am officially starting this, Jola. It has a ring to it. I have decided on these pairings for the sole reason that Kevin is mine!!

What's really weird is that the JB and Miley are really going on tour together (They come to Detroit Dec. 5!!!)

Oh well, here's the story. I find opening 'Really! We're going on tour with the JoBros!' chapters boring, so I'm starting right before they leave. Was the intro long enough?

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"Miley! I can't believe we're going on tour with the Jonas Brothers!" Lilly was hopping like an idiot on the seat next to me.

"I can't believe I brought you"

Nobody should be subjected to this amount of perkiness this early in the morning. The stupid limo driver wouldn't even stop for Starbucks. We'd already passed four. I swear, the world will be ruled by Frappucinos one day.

"Oh come on, you're just mad that Nick hasn't called you back!"

"No, Lilly. I'm mad that it's 6:45, I haven't had caffeine yet, Captain Sunshine is on the seat next to me, bouncing up and down, and Nick Jonas hasn't called me back"

Stupid rock star won't pick up the phone, that's fine. I'll just divert my attention back to Justin Timberlake or something.

"Oh come on, I really don't want to be subjected to two months of sexual tension between you and Nicholas Jonas. Those weird looks. Avoiding physical contact. I just don't want to be subjected to it."

"We can drop you off…"

"No thanks, I'm good. I'm not leaving you with all three of the Jonas Brothers. What kind of freaky things would happen?" she said sweetly.

"Wow, thanks. You're a pal…"

I've sold millions of records worldwide and I can't even get a friggen frosty caffeinated drink? The world is fucked up.

The partition between us and the cab went down and my dad's head popped in.

"Girls, we're about to pull up to the busses, so if you plan on doing anything, well, don't"

I rolled my eyes as the car slowed to a stop. I reached for the door handle, but it was snatched from my finger tips.

"Muahahaha, we've been expecting you!" came a chorus from the other side of the door.

I got out with Lilly following me.

"Guys…." I grumbled. Am I the only tired one?

"What, has a certain pop star not had her perky juice yet?" Joe said cheekily.

"Come on Joe, don't be an ass", Nick piped up, handing me a Frappucino. I took a sip and hugged him. I felt his arms wrap around me.

"Oh, get a room already…" I heard from behind me. I could tell it was Joe who had said it by the disgusted look on his face.

"So guys, this is my best friend Lola, she's gonna be coming on the tour with us", I said pulling her closer to me. I could already see that she and Joe were making eyes at each other.

"Here", he said, handing her another Frappucino. Did these guys have coffee coming out of their asses, seriously?

"But you didn't even know I was coming?" she asked. Girl doesn't know how to take a gift.

"Actually, we got it for Robby Ray, but you're cuter", he said. Nick, Kevin, and I all rolled our eyes and I'm pretty sure I saw Kevin mouth, 'Oh my god…'

Joe and Lilly didn't notice though. They were too busy looking at the ground blushing.

"So, maybe we should get on the bus…" Nick said, breaking the silence that had settled upon us.

"Good idea!" we all said at the same time. We all hopped on to the bus, Bus Numero Dos.

Our managers/dads and the Jonas' tour manager/uncle were on Bus Numero Uno. Mrs. Jonas and Frankie had stayed home and so had Jackson so it was just us. The boys would sleep in a room in the back of the bus and we girls had a room in the front of the bus. To tell you the truth, the bus was enormous.

Our stuff was already there. Now all we had to do was unpack, but why do that? Instead we all dropped on the couches. Nick, Kevin, and I were on one and Lilly and Joe were on the other. I felt the bus start moving and I looked around.

Everyone was quiet and it was starting to creep me out. Lilly and Joe were awkwardly not touching across from me. I felt I needed to do something.

"Does anyone want to watch a movie?"

"Yes!" came the overwhelming vote. They all seemed relieved the silence was over. I got up and looked in the vast DVD collection that magically appeared and picked one out.

I put it in and went and sat down next to Nick. The menu popped up and a deer popped onto the screen.

"Tommy Boy! I love this movie!" Kevin said.

"What did you think I was going to put in, Titanic?"

"Actually, I was expecting The Notebook…" Nick said. I elbowed in the stomach he started laughing.

"Shush!" I told him as the movie started.

Halfway through the movie, I looked over to the other couch to see Joe nervously putting his arm behind Lilly's neck. I waited for her to shove it off…

…but she didn't. Why wasn't she shoving his arm off? That's the oldest trick in the book, how could she fall for it? To my horror, instead of removing his arm she was cuddling into his shoulder and he was smiling.

I felt Nick breathing down my neck.

"Sickening, isn't it?" he whispered.

"Pssh…" I said, making sure he knew I hadn't forgiven him for not calling me. That boy deserves to suffer.

He must have sensed it because the next thing he said surprised me.

"I meant to call you, you know"

I turned around and glared at him.

"Then why didn't you?"

"There was a little incident involving my brothers' hair gel and maple syrup. Needless to say, my phone was taken away"

"Sure, that's what they all say" I said skeptically.

"Fine, you don't believe me? Joe!" He looked over, obviously brought out of a best friend induced coma.

"What?" he said taking his arm off Lilly and pretending it had never been there in the first place.

"Should we make some pancakes? I know you like extra syrup." that earned a glare from both of his brothers and a giggle from me. Lilly just looked out of the loop, but what else was new.

I got up to change the DVD, but Joe stepped in front of me.

"Not happening. I thinks the guys should pick now."

"I picked a good one last time though!" I had a feeling I wasn't going to win this. Maybe it was the look on his face, how much bigger he was than me, or maybe it was the fact I was outnumbered.

He gave me 'the look' but it was really scary.

"Fine!" I said throwing myself back onto the seat. The effect would have been perfect, except for the fact I missed.

"Oomph!" I heard as I fell back on Nick. I had landed partway on his stomach and partway on his lap. I jumped off of him in time to seen Kevin roll on to the ground, laughing his ass off.

I didn't see what was so funny. Nick was still doubled over in…pain?

Ugh! Stupid Fro Bro! He was laughing harder than the other two combined.

"Nick Jonas!"

He stopped laughing, but he still had a smirk on his face. He held out his arms.

"Well if you're that anxious to sit in my lap…"

A whole new round of laughter started. I groaned and headed to my bedroom. I heard all three boys suddenly stopped laughing and yelled out in pain. Lilly opened the door and came in.

"What did you do to them?" I said over the moans still being heard through the door.

She gave me a devilish smirk, "Let's just say that I hit them where they were most vulnerable"

"Lilly, you didn't!"

But I was proven wrong by Joe.

"Lola, that's hitting below the belt!"

And now it was the girls turn to laugh our asses off.