Duo's Pizza
by, G-Gurl
& Krazy Edward
Disclaimer: I don't own it
AN: If we get 5 good reviews we'll continue the search for Duo's Pizza.
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"Thanks" Duo said to the Delivery man as he handed him his Pizza. Duo walked in and set it on the table. "I need a soda." said Duo going to the refrigerator.
"Hello Duo." the refrigerator greeted. "Hi Stacy." Duo replied to his good friend Stacy the refrigerator. Duo grabbed a soda and headed back to his Pizza.
When he reached the table he didn't see his Pizza. All he found was a hastily scribbled note that said...
I wrote this on paper to tell you. I have kidnapped Do-Oh's Petesaw. If you ever want to see it again tell Hero to go inside the pink limo on the corner of the street. And then
tell Katra, WuFaye, and Troma to stay away. I can't tell you who I am because you will kild me. So I chose to remain alcoholic. Tell Hero to wear the black pants that Relena likes, no I am not Relena, I am alcoholic. and remember the limo is pink and the liquir plate says Relena#1. but I am alcoholic remenber, not Resleasa Pissocrap.love,
Relena I mean alcoholic
Heero walked in. "What are you reading Duo?" he asked. "It's a note from Relena, she wants to tell us she's an alcoholic." Duo replied. "Now where's my Pizza?"
Heero took the note from Duo and read it. "Your pizza has been stolen Duo." he said. "Huh?" Duo said dumbfounded. "Relena took it, I think she wants me to kill her." Heero stated. Duo took a minute to read the note again and let the true meaning sink in. "Heero you must go to the limo! I want my pizza!" he begged.
Wufei walked into the room to find Duo kneeling in front of Heero begging for something. He got a nosebleed and ran to the bathroom.
"I'm not going in that limo." said Heero. "Yes you are. Your even gonna wear those black pants Relena likes." Duo said. Heero was about to punch Duo when he added "Not exactly you, but you no less." "You mean Quatre?" Heero asked. "Bingo!" said Duo walking toward Quatre's room.
Heero ran to his room to find the black pants and Duo knocked on Quatre's door. "Hold on a moment." a voice said from inside the room before a half-asleep Quatre opened the door. Duo grabbed Quatre's hand and pulled him into the hallway.
"Glad your awake Quatre because a friend of mine is bringing you a present." Duo said. " I don't care if your friend is president." yawned Quatre. Heero walked to Duo and Quatre and handed the pants, a green tank top, and a black hat to Duo. Duo handed them to Quatre and pushed him toward the bathroom. "Put these clothes on Quatre, it's part of your… erm mission." said Duo.
5 minutes later
Quatre walked out of the bathroom wearing Heero's clothes, the hat covering all of his blonde hair. "Now what, hurry up and tell me so I can get some sleep." said Quatre sleepily. "All you have to do is go to sleep in the pink limo at the end of the street." said Duo "No problem." said Quatre stumbling out the door.
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What is to become of poor Quatre? ~DUN DUN DUN~ Find out in the next chapter of Duo's Pizza.