Howdy Ho folks. As you know, I love Reading Fanfiction fics. So here's a Lily, Severus, James, Sirius, Remus, The Furious Five, Po and Shifu read "Harry Potter: Kung Fu Master."
"Where are we Lils?" James asked. One minute they where in heaven, the next they where in some weird room.
"I'm not sure." Lily said.
Another flash. And several Anthromorphic animals appeared .
"What is going on?" An older red panda demanded.
Flash, Sirius, Remus and Severus appeared.
"Pads! Moony!" James said embracing the two men he felt where family.
"J-James? Lily?" Sirius asked in disbelief.
"What happened Siri? Why isn't Harry with you?" James asked Sirius who wore ragged gray robes.
After reading a note apparently from Emperor Harry James Potter-Xing This shocked Everyone except James and Lily because her father had come to visit shortly before their deaths.
"I always knew you where pretty enough to be a princess my flower." James nuzzled his wife.
"My son is the grandson of Emperor Hishio Xing." Shifu said in disbelief.
"Woah. And I thought he was just an orphan." Po said.
"What are you doing here Snivellous?" Sirius hissed at Snape.
"Severus?" Shifu asked.
"Master Shifu." Severus greeted the Red Panda.
"Need I remind you that I only taught you meditation?" Shifu asked.
"Old habits." Severus explained.
"I suggest we start reading." Crane suggested pointing out the book that the letter they had read.
"Chapter 1: A New Home" James read.
"The palace." Po said.
Shifu whacked his head. "Stop pointing out the obvious Po."
"Until he's ready." A pair of eyes watched the entire scene from the darkness unseen.
"Who?" Sirius asked.
"Your not serious." Remus asked rubbing his temples.
"Yes I am Sirius."
Everyone groaned at the bad pun.
"Good luck. Harry Potter." The elderly human said and he vanished with a POP as the elderly female transformed into a non bipedal cat and slunked away in the darkness while the overly large man flew into the sky on a motorbike.
"My motorbike!" Sirius said excitedly. "But why did I give it to Hagrid?"
"Your future self said you wouldn't need it anymore." Remus said as this Sirius was from the day before James and Lily died.
"I wonder why." Sirus said.
The unknown entity stepped out onto the dark street of Privet Drive as the young human infant yawned and turned with the letter the old human had left. The entity grabbed onto the basket and melted into the darkness.
"Apparition." Lily suggested.
Continents away, in China, in the Valley of Peace, the mysterious entity emerges from the darkness onto the moonlit doorstep of the Jade Palace.
"Good luck. Harry Potter." The mysterious entity said before a swish of his cloak made him disappear as Severus Snape left the young savior of the wizarding world on the doorstep of one of the worlds most renowned martial arts masters.
"It was you." Shifu said. "You left my son on the palace doorstep."
"You left him on a doorstep?" James asked furiously.
"Dumbledore did the same thing you ignoramus." Severus snapped. "And it was warm. I made sure of that. There was a warming charm on his blanky."
As the sun rose, Harry turned over and yawned once again as he had been falling in and out of slumber the entire night. A small red panda opened the doors of the palace and looked down to find the human infant. The sun light peeked over the mounatin range and reflected in the fresh scar on his forehead.
"I love the mountains." Lily smiled. "Their so peaceful."
"You are too young to have a scar this curious little one." Master Shifu said. There was something ominous about that scar. With all his might he lifted the basket. "Let's get you inside." He carried the basket passed a confused Tigress and Monkey as he took the human infant to his own chambers.
"He never saw another human until Severus came to fetch him." Shifu told his son's birth parents."
"What? Snivellous works at Hogwarts?" James asked in shock.
"Head of Slytherin and Potions Master." Severus nodded. "And stop calling me that dratted name."
"And I suppose your horrible to him just because of what we did to you in school?" Sirius suggested.
"No, actually I'm not. He's an above average brewer and has the potential to be a Master as well."
"My baby inherited my talent for potions!" Lily said excitedly as she was hoping for her Mistress License before her death.
"What about his Transfiguration skills?" James asked his old enemy.
"He ranges from Moderate to Above Average talent wise while keeping his scores at the Exceeds Expectations level."
James smiled at this.
"What about his personality?" Lily asked the small bear that had raised her son.
"Strong, independent, a lot of words describe him." Shifu said. "Let's move on shall we?" He took the book. "Five Years Later." Oh this should be good."
"Why?" James asked curiously.
"Because Harry snuck out of the palace when he was six." Crane said. "He wasn't normally allowed out of the grounds."
"Before you say anything, I was a little overprotective." Shifu said as Lily was starting to look furious. Now he saw where his son's temper came from.
To Be Continued...
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