Codename: KND—Turning 13
Disclaimer: I don't own Codename: KND. This would make a GOOD episode, though!
The team met in the lounge of the Kids Next Door Treehouse.
"So what's the mission today, Numbuh 1?" asked Numbuh 3.
Numbuh 1 then replied "Well, I hate to tell you this, team, but…"
There was a long pause. Then suddenly Numbuh 1 whipped out a machine gun.
"IT'S MY 13TH BIRTHDAY!! NOW ALL OF YOU, DIE!!" he yelled as he opened fire, gunning down all the members. He threw some grenades, blowing stuff up and smashing windows. It was such fun!
"Hey, this is fun!" thought Numbuh 1 as he continued firing. "I should have quit years ago!"
Suddenly Numbuh 1 woke up. It was all a dream. The rest of the team were stood around him.
"Happy Birthday!" they said.
"Uh…how old am I?" asked Numbuh 1.
"12" said Numbuh 2.
"Blast!" thought Numbuh 1. "I'll have to wait another year before I can blast their butts!"
Numbuh 1 woke up, again. ANOTHER DREAM?
"Happy Birthday!"
"Uh…how old am I?"
"13!"
"YES!" said Numbuh 1. "Now where did I put that gun?"
"No time for missions yet, Numbuh 1!" said Numbuh 4. "There's a party going on for you!"
"Blast!" thought Numbuh 1. "Oh, well. Maybe I'll get them next year."
Numbuh 1 woke up.
"Happy Birthday!"
"Uh…how old am I?"
"57"
"HOLY CRAP!" yelled Numbuh 1.
"Is there something wrong?" asked Numbuh 2.
"Oh, it's nothing," replied Numbuh 1. "Now prepare to die!"
"No time for missions, yet, I'm afraid!" said Numbuh 2. "We've got a party on for you!"
"Oh, alright. Maybe next year." thought Numbuh 1.
And so it went on and on.
"Uh…how old am I?
"58"
"Uh, how old am I"
"59"
"60"
"65"
"73"
"Happy Birthday!"
"Uh…how old am I?"
"84"
"Jeez, I'm getting old." thought Numbuh 1.
"Right! This time, I will kill you ALL!" announced Numbuh 1.
"What did you say?" asked Numbuh 5. "I'm getting old. I have hearing problems."
"Bah! Impossible!" thought Numbuh 1. "But next year, I WILL BLAST THEIR BUTTS!"
The next year he died.
THE END