Daisy sat up in her bed and read the recent invitation she had received from Princess Peach to attend the party she was throwing for Luigi's birthday. It was a surprise that people had actually thought of her, and it was going to be an even bigger surprise for Luigi, who hadn't seen her in over a year. She eyed the invitation suspiciously, hoping from the bottom of her heart that this wasn't some sort of trap from Tatanga or a prank from Peach.
She sighed and threw herself backwards onto her bed, taking in the roughness of her blanket. Her kingdom itself's economy was dying and her people were upset with her. But again, what could she do? She hasn't been commisioned by Nintendo in over a year, and she was becoming poorer and poorer as that damned Rosalina got richer and richer!
"What does she have that I don't?" Daisy yelled, whipping a photo of Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Rosalina from their recent adventure together against the wall, and savouring the smashing sound of glass. She could practically hear Rosalina scream just then. That made her happy. She picked up the picture, and it was perfectly fine. Daisy was furious. She then had an idea. She pulled out a photo of herself and a pair of scissors and a glue stick, and she cut-pasted herself in Rosalina's place beside Luigi in the picture.
"Perhaps I can give this to Luigi as a birthday present!" then she thought of how cruel that actually was, and shook her head, hanging it back up on the wall. "It's a special day that only comes around once a year-like me." Then it hit her. She picked up her phone and placed an order for a giant box.