Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters! This is just a fun idea I wanted to work with!
Based off of 333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
1. Take a Dip
The Bad Touch Trio thought it was a splendid and wonderful idea to go swimming while there was a terrible thunderstorm brewing outside.
This ended with the nations found majorly injured and stark naked by the side of a lake in Canada. Germany, Romano and England had to pick them up and lecture them while driving them to the nearest hospital.
2. Kidnap the Cats!
Police cars were heard throughout Europe as a certain Greek country drove his van stuffed with many many cats.
"I WON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU MY PRETTIES! ONWARD!"
3. Open a Maid Cafe
Courtesy of France, Poland, Hungary and Japan all the countries thought it was a brilliant idea to open their very own cafe...
... A maid cafe that is.
"America you wanker which one should I choose?"
"I don't know dude but the short pink one looks hot."
Not an experience England exactly liked discussing.
4. Paint your Nails
One night when Lithuania came over and they had some vodka, Poland suggested that they should "like totally fabulously paint their nails."
In the morning when they woke up they had no memory whatsoever of what happened the night before... However they did look like a rainbow decided to throw up on them.
5. Kiss the Burger
America had been feeling very lonely as of late and missed England a lot and the only thing nearby was a delicious looking burger
Imagine England's reaction when he entered the room and witnessed America attempting to have a hot make out with a burger.
"... This has gone too far America."
Before America could have a chance to explain how much he missed him and why he was kissing a burger, England had already slammed the door and was running for his dear life.
The maid cafe thing was actually a roleplay I did with my friend XD And the burger was my little sisters idea~