Aqua Pimp
The lab of Dr. Weird
Somewhere near the south jersey shore.
Dr. weird: Behold my...
Dr. weird gets stabbed in the back.
young scientist: I did it, I did it.
Amber: good.
Amber then stabs the young scientist in the back.
Shows beginning starts.
someone is knocking at the door of the aqua teen hunger
forces house.
Frylock: Answer the door shake.
Shake: Fine, I'll answer the door you flying piece of potato.
Shake opens the door to reveal a
pretty 20 year old white girl is
the person who was knocking.
Shake: Hey baby what do you want?
Amber: You know what I want.
Shake: Damn baby your forward.
Shake ,and Amber go to Shake's room.
Black annoucer's voice: Looks like Shake is gettin some.
You see Shake ,and Amber laying in bed.
Shake's straw is limp.
Shake: That was great.
Amber: That straw sure packs a wallop.
Shake: Oh yeah. I forgot to ask what your name is.
Amber: It is Amber.
Shake: That's a alright name I guess.
Amber: Would you like to be my pimp?
Shake: Whats a pimp?
Amber whispers into shake's ear.
Shake: So that's what a pimp is. Alright I'll be your pimp baby.
Black announcer's voice: Pimp Shake you so crazy.
Meatwad: Hey Frylock come check this out.
Meatwad ,and Frylock walk from the living room to the
front yard ,and see Shake dressed like a pimp standing
on the side of the road.
Frylock: What are you doing Shake?
Shake: Pimpin.
Frylock: What are you talkin about.
Meatwad: Where did your lady friend go.
Shake: She's workin it.
Amber walks out of Carl's house.
Amber: Shake, he is trying to pay me in pennies.
Carl: What's wrong with pennies?
Amber: Ruff him up Shake!
Shake: Why. What's so bad about pennies?
Amber: Fine! I'll do it myself then.
Amber pull's out a knife from her pocket
,and stabs Carl.
Frylock trys to get the weapon. He gets
not only her knife ,but her arm holding the knife.
Frylock: What the hell?
Amber: That's right I'm a robot.
Meatwad: She like that robot in T3.
Amber rips off her human costume
Shake: No Amber , no Amber , no Amb...
The screen fades to Shake sleeping ,and waking up.
Shake: It was a dream?
Shake then walks to the bathroom ,and see's a man
taking a shower.
Shake: Who are you?
Man: Hi I'm T.V.'s Patrick Duffy
Credits Roll
THE END