Drunk

Luffy was slumping on the table, straw-hat hanging on his back, head buried on his arms.

"I can't believe he ate it all" Sanji sighed and puffed smoke

The kitchen was a mess. Food scattered here and there (empty plates to prove it). Bottles of wine was lying all around the floor and dining table.

"Mugiwara sure drank a lot" Franky inquired, raised his sunglasses up to his hair and scanned the area

They were partying a lot. They have many reasons to celebrate. A new ship, a new nakama and two nakamas have returned. Oh, what joy! But Luffy seemed to have drank too much

"It was just a few bottles. I can't believe Luffy can't handle that much" Zoro spoke as if he can handle that much (which he probably could)

Nami approached Luffy. She put a hand on his shoulder and gently shook him

"Luffy, are you alright?"

A hand grabbed Nami's wrist. Nami was a bit surprised but didn't back down. Luffy raised his head and looked at Nami with droopy eyes and smile. Not his usual smile but only a small smile

"Nami, you know," Luffy's statement came out slurred. "You have a bad temper and you always hit me…but you're really nice."

"Choto(1), Luffy, what's with you all of a sudden?" Nami asked, a bit flattered by Luffy's statement

The grip from Nami's wrist disappeared. Suddenly, rubber arms wrapped around Nami's neck and pulled her closer to the other's face

"I love you!" With that, Luffy closed the space between their lips

CHUU!!!

Heat reached Nami's cheeks. She was too shock to pull away. Everyone else was also shocked, except Robin who just chuckled. Sanji was the first to snap out of it. He quickly ran towards them. He pushed them apart, grabbed Luffy's shirt and scowl at him

"What do you think you're doing to Nami-swan, shitty rubber!?" Sanji shouted

Luffy looked at him with droopy eyes and showed a small smile

"Ah, Sanji, your swirling eyebrows is so cool!" that came out slurred again. "I love you!"

Sanji was taken into his trance like Nami. He couldn't act fast when the rubber arms pulled them close

CHUU!!!

Shocked!!! Jaw-dropped!!! Wide-eyes!!! Except Robin who just sat down on a chair and started comforting a blushing Nami. A moment has passed and Luffy pulled away.

Anyone could see Sanji's soul leaving his body from shock

"My first kiss…" And Sanji dropped on his knees and looked like a mental-hospital-patient

Unfortunately, Usopp and Chopper happen to came in the kitchen just in time. Usopp was telling Chopper one his tall tale stories. Luffy spotted them and literally jumped on them

"Usopp, Chopper, love you!"

CHUU!!!

CHUU!!!

Both crewmembers had their eyes spinning from shock and Luffy sudden attack

"Ah, I'm jealous" Robin suddenly said, with a fake pout

All head turned to Robin, even Sanji. Luffy leapt and sat on her lap. He wrapped his arms around Robin's neck and tilted his head

"Why? I love you, too, Robin!" Luffy exclaimed

"Oh, I'm so happy" Robin replied as she smiled. "Then, how about one for me, too?"

Their lips were only inches away when…

"Robin, stopped playing along" Zoro interrupted and looked at Robin

He had grabbed both by the shoulders and pushed them away from each other. The archeologist chuckled again. Zoro raised a brow, wondering what's funny

"Don't be jealous, Zoro. I love you, too!" Luffy beamed

And thus, Zoro failed to prevent what happened next

CHUU!!!

Luffy pulled away

"I like you the most!"

Zoro can't help but to blush a little

Luffy turned to face Franky, who was leaning on the doorway

"And I love you, too, Franky!" Luffy exclaimed as he ran towards him

Luckily, Franky had overcome the shock and started running away


Choto= Wait a minute

CHUU= means "kiss" in japanese

I just read this on a One Piece doujinshi and did some editing.

Well, what do you think? Did I made any errors?