Well, here's a parody on 'How It Should Have Ended'. Enjoy!


It was a cold stormy night, and Dr Connors a.k.a The Lizard was sitting at the Diner's waiting for someone. "I hope he's coming," Curt thought to himself. While waiting, he sips his latte and watches the rain drops. Soon, he hears the bell rings.

Curt turned around and saw a man in a huge trench coat and a hat that look's like a secret agent's. The man has a pair of yellow eyes, he was huge and his skin looks scaly like a crocodile. "Hey Waylon, over here!" Curt waves at the man.

Once Waylon was sitting opposite Curt, he takes off his hat and his face looks like a living crocodile. "Sorry brah," said Waylon. "Is alotof hard work when your a wrestler." Curt sighs.

"You and your job. So how's Kayla?"

Waylon smiles. Kayla was his childhood friend that loves him for who he is. "Oh she's fine. In fact, I'm bringing her out tomorrow. Plus, I'm gonna train for Vegas Brawl in Las Vegas tomorrow. How about you Curt?"

Curt sighs and said," I'm fine myself and so is Sarah." Sarah was a woman who found Curt in front of her house unconscious as The Lizard. She introduced herself and Curt did the same thing. After a while, Curt told her about his story and Sarah told him about hers. Now, both of them are working at Herptile Sanctuary for injured and saving endangered reptiles. "Both of us are going for a vacation tomorrow at the Caribbean for our anniversary," Curt smiles dreamily.

"So I take it that you're not here for a few days?" asked Waylon.

"Yeah, but I'll watch you train before I leave."

Waylon cocks his head to one side,"But if you're gone, whose gonna take care of the reptiles?"

Curt chuckles. "Don't worry, Nadilla and Lapras will take good care of them. Besides, it's their summer vacation."

Waylon lets out a sigh of relief," Oh, those two. They're kinda sweet."

And the two reptiles continued to chat until two girls came into the cafe. "Come on Stacy, you really thing that Killer Croc is here," asked an older girl.

"Yes! I saw him coming into this Cafe with a coat."

Curt laughs and puts on his black hooded jacket. "Adoring fans, Waylon?"

Waylon quickly puts on his hat. "Yep, crazy ones."

Soon the two girls went to the table where Curt and Waylon are. "Excuse me, have you seen a guy in a coat?" asked the older girl. Stacy looked at Waylon. "Do you know where he is?"

Waylon panicked and said calmly,"He's in the girl's bathroom cause of his fans."

The two girls went to the bathroom and Curt shocks his head. "That was your plan?"

"I'm scared ok!"

"Why don't we go to the Taco Mia and get some tacos before the girls are coming," suggested Curt. So the two reptile men got out of the cafe and walk to the taco shop.

At Taco Mia

"It's a good thing we lost em," said Waylon while munching on his taco.

"Yeah, and takes for treating both of us for tacos.

"No prob Curt, that's what friends are for."

"Anyways, how can the girls not know that it is you? I mean your hands were exposed."

Waylon took a deep breath and say,

"Because I'M A CROC!"


Ok that is all. Sorry if it is short.