Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Pirates of the Caribbean or any of the characters within this story, except for Miss Broom of course.
Summary: These are just stupid tales about characters from the film above and what they would be like in high school. Ok on to the fic!
NOTE! Some things may only be for the lighthearted. It's been almost three years… And my writing and grammar has improved, you'll be happy to know, so I thought I'd do a wee bit of editing. Thankee those who have reviewed this in the past.
Mwah x
Jack Sparrow's First Day of School
Jack Sparrow whistled merrily as he continued on his way to school, until he saw, Beth Shell. Jack then forgot all about his trip to school, and ran straight to Beth. "Hey love," He started as he looked down at Beth, then to her chest, "Fancy a bit of those, eh??" He grinned, as Beth gasped, and then slapped Jack around the face. "I didn't deserve that," Jack pouted as he rubbed his cheek. Beth then let out a low growl and stormed the other way. Jack shrugged, "What's her problem? He mumbled.
Meanwhile - When he FINALLY reached school.
Jack arrived to class, with red hand marks all over his face. While Will Turner, slapped his forehead in shame of Jack's unnecessary arrival. Jack grinned while he walked over to his desk, next to Will's. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the eunuch!" Jack implied as Will's face flushed red with anger. "For the LAST TIME! I am NOT A EUNUCH!" Will yelled. The teacher, Miss Broom, then darted her eyes to Will. "William Turner! What have I told you about shouting the word 'eunuch' in my classroom?" Jack then shook his head shamefully, as if he wasn't any part of it. "Willy, Willy, Willy. And I thought you were such a good little eunuch..." Will steamed up with rage. While Miss Broom was constantly blabbering on and on about some brainwashing junk about learning (and we know learning is not good for you! ). Will couldn't take it anymore, even steam blew out of his ears! As he yelled out at the top of his lungs, "SHUT UP!" Miss Broom stared out at Will in shock. "That's it! William Turner, you've got yourself an after school detention! And for God SAKES get a hair cut!"
Jack laughed out so much, he fell off his chair. Miss Broom darted her eyes at Jack. "That includes YOU, Jack Sparrow!" Jack stared out at Miss Broom in fake shock. "Me?" He asked, "What ever did I do? It was the eunuch!" He implied as he pointed to Will, who was rolling his eyes casually. Jack leapt away from his desk, and near to the window. "This is the day, you shall never forget, Miss Baboon. The day you ALMOST gave soon to be Captain Jack Sparrow a detention!" He shouted proudly. Miss Broom sighed and shook her head, "Not this again..." She sighed again, while Jack grinned and jumped out of the window...into a Rubbish Truck. "Salam Su-." He shouted, but then passed out before he could finish his sentence because of the terrible smell of the Rubbish Truck.