Meh. Bored again. Which means another story. This one should be funnyish.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned the marauders. Especially Sirius. Mmm. XD
Fun and Games with the Marauders
Remus glared at Sirius, smiling. "Ready to get killed?" he asked.
Sirius grinned and replied, "Yup." He stood up and nodded to James. James nodded back. Sirius, a few first years, and some marauder wannabes started to sing "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger…"
"Mushroom, Mushroom," James and some others called in. The Hufflepuff and Slytherin quidditch teams, who were on the pitch about to star playing, looked up at the crowd.
"Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger." Sirius sang loudly with the others.
"Mushroom, Mushroom."
They continued on like this until together, James and Sirius, alone with the others yelled, "A snake, a snake. Oh! It's a snake!"
Some people laughed, other looked disbelieving. Some cheered on the teams, ignoring the boys.
"Ahem," a voice from behind the two said. "You two come with me," Professor McGonagall told them, her eyes narrowed.
"Told you guys," Remus said as his friends were removed from the game; he looked to Peter and sighed.
The first of the match went peacefully as James and Sirius snickered in an empty classroom. "Badger, badger, badger," James muttered, sending him and Sirius into another fit of snickered.
"I'm going to give you boys one more chance, to let the teams play in peace." McGonagall said, opening the door.
"Really?!" Sirius asked.
"Oh, we'll be ever so good!" James gushed.
"You'd better be." McGonagall warned.
"We will," they said as the rushed out the room.
When the got back to Remus and Peter, Remus was sucking on a blue coloured lolly pop.
"Ready for phase two? The part where your head gets crushed?" he asked, smiling a bit.
"Oh yah," James said, grinning like a maniac.
"Three... two... one," Sirius said, "Slytherin's Take it up The bum!" They chanted, somehow making it sound like an actual chant. Remus hid his face as his 'friends' proceeded to chant "They are incredibly dumb!"
After a while, people began to figure out what they were saying. Some people laughed and told their friends, so soon everyone was looking at the two guys.
Lily glared up at James and Sirius, the professor was heading over but she decided to say something before she got there. "Bet you know from experience, huh?" she called up to them.
People who heard her whispered, 'oooooh'. Those who didn't asked quickly what was going on.
"What if I do? You homophobic, Evens?" Sirius challenged her.
"No, just wondering," she said, smirking, "sorry ladies, looks like Black doesn't play for the right team. Shame isn't it? No more dating him."
"Crap," Sirius muttered, glaring at Lily.
He would've replied but McGonagall looked at the two and pointed to the exit. "March!" she commanded them.
James and Sirius hung their heads, mostly to hide their large grins, and walked on.
Hehe. Don't ask. It might not be updated for a while, and the chapters will be short if they ever come.
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