Gender Note: Chapter I: Déjà vuGender Note: Chapter I: Déjà vu

The flapping of leathery wings broke the air. A slender, white form descended into the Shinigami realm, finally landing.

"I dropped the notebook," it growled. The death gods around it gasped. One dropped the apple it was munching.

"Are you serious, Rem?" the apple-munching Shinigami gaped. "You know what happened last time…"

"I didn't drop that notebook, you dunce. The other one." Rem let a smirk curl its lips, a cackle escaping, barely audible.

"This will be interesting…" The apple-obsessed one smirked, retrieving its fallen fruit and taking another big bite. Crunch.

An auburn-haired teen slouched in evident boredom. A black book fell with a thud to the dusty earth. The boy raised his head.

What the…? He wondered, gazing at the fallen stationery with evident amazement. I'd better go check that out. With a sigh, he rose fluidly from his seat just as the class ended. With quick, graceful (albeit feminine) strides he exited the building, pausing to pick up the little black book.

'Gender Note', huh? Wait…. Déjà vu…Why does this feel so familiar?

With a soft, egomaniacal laugh, the boy known as Light Yagami stuffed the book into his bag. He still had that feeling of familiarity as he held the book between his hands.

"Mwehehehehehehehe…No, Kyahahahaha?" He obsessively pondered over his maniacal laugh. A few blinks. He shook his head and continued on his way home.

A/N: So, how was it? I apologize for it being short. The next chapters'll be longer, or my name isn't… LunaDance506!

Oh, and the evil laugh thing at the end? Cookies for anyone who recognizes that reference! Or whoever guesses Rem's gender.