High School Horrors
Ok so this is my first story ever…im just finishing up the school year so I have finals and the chapters might come with a little time in between. Of course you probably don't care much unless you enjoy the story so far. I hope you guys like it. Leave reviews please with any suggestions you feel would make it better. Enjoy!
A Smile and A Scowl (EPOV):
Another day starts and the only thing to look forward to is picking Bella up for school. She went on an extended shopping trip with Alice and Rose so hopefully she'll have that adorable scowl plastered on her face, and it will be my job to make her feel better. I honked the horn but it was with out reason because the second Bella heard my car pull up she was out the door.
"Hey" she mumbled in a not so cheerful manner. I was lucky, not only did she have my favorite scowl on her face, but Alice and Rosalie dressed her almost head to toe in my favorite color on her, blue.
"Hello love, did your shopping trip go well?" I asked trying as hard as I could not to laugh.
"Ha-ha Edward, don't mock me in my hour of need, or rather month of need!" she barked back at my insensitive manner.
At times like this I wished I could read her mind. She could just be so vague sometimes.
"Care to elaborate, love, just so recently I found that I can not read everyone's mind."
"Sorry, I am just so annoyed right now. I mean I knew your sisters liked shopping but I didn't think that they would ever buy me a whole months worth of clothes that not to mention are all in various shades of blue…" so that explains the explosions of blue coming from their minds when ever I asked the about the shopping trip"…AND not only did they do that but they were acting extremely weird all weekend, Alice bought herself one of everything from every cheer section in every store and every time Rosalie tried something on, she would start mumbling about if every one at school would like it or not." When she was done ranting I was still confused but this time it wasn't with her, it was with Alice and Rose's behavior.
"Why would Alice need cheer supplies and since when does Rose care what the kids at school think, well let me re-phrase that, since when does Rose have a doubt in her mind that someone would think something looked bad on her." Alice's behavior was somewhat plausible considering her love for shopping, all she needed was to see a cute top in a cheer movie and she would decide she wanted a whole wardrobe of cheerleading attire. But with Rose I was really confused she could wear a potato sack to school and all the boys would be drooling over her while all the girls would be plotting her death.
"I don't know Edward, it didn't make sense to me either."
When we arrived at school things took a turn for the weird. Let me just start on the scene of my siblings when we drove up. Rose had driven her convertible and she and Emmett were making out in the backseat. It seemed Alice has put her cheerleading outfits to good use because she was wearing one and talking eccentrically to the cheerleaders and probably the weirdest of them all was Jasper. He was standing with some of the drama kids and helping them hang up a sign for their upcoming production of Shakespeare's Macbeth. When they Alice and Jasper saw us they each started to walk over. Alice brought a horde of girls that I knew for a fact she was going to introduce to us and Jasper came over with just one person, both sipping the coffee as they approached. Wait, what?
"Did you just see that?" asked Bella, she was as confused as I was.
"If you are referring to Jasper just drinking something other than blood, yes I did just see that."
"What is he thinking!?" I laughed at her question because of course I could answer it for her.
"Well actually he is yelling at himself for not getting a simple tea like he used to drink in the 1800's. He has just realized that if the coffee feels just as bad coming up as it is going down he is going to be in big trouble."
Jasper finally reached us, stopped to take a swig of his drink and then as coolly as possible, or at least that's what he thought, said "Hello."
"What the hell, Jasper?" was my immediate reaction.
Please don't embarrass me in front of Amadeus
That must have been his friend's name. I snorted from trying to keep down my laughter. Being the kind soul that I am, I quickly recovered to make my comment look normal.
"I thought you were going to wait for me before getting coffee, you know I like to come with you."
"I apologize my dear brother, I suppose our fate was blown in different directions on this fair morning." Jasper responded with out even a hint of amusement in his mind. He was totally serious. I looked over at Bella to see what her reaction was she was staring at him with her mouth slightly open and was at a complete loss of words. Amadeus was starting to wonder what was wrong with her so I quickly grabbed her hand and excused us from the conversation, saying simply that we were going to say hello to Alice.
Before Bella could ask me what just happened Alice came skipping over with her cheerleader friends. After we exchanged a hello she quickly introduced us to her friends.
"This is Amber, Barbie, Jessica but she likes to be called Jess, Brooke, Peggy, Vicky, Stacey, Heather, Jennifer but she likes to be called Jenny, Tiffany, Candy, Lucy, Brigit, Heidi, Sophia but she likes to be called Sophie, Abby, Bambi, Brittany, Kitty, and Charlotte but she likes to be called Trixie."
A chorus of "Hello's" "Whats up's" and "Go Forks High's" came from the crowed of girls.
Bella, not catching any of their names just replied "Nice to meet you all."
After a quick secret conversation at vampire speed with Alice I was promised an explanation and I again excused myself and Bella to go get Rose and Emmett for class.
When we reached their car Bella quickly shut her eyes and blushed a lovely shade of pink. As expected they were making out furiously in the back seat of the car and weren't trying much to be modest.
"Eh-hem" I was making our presence clear before they went any further." class is going to start soon." I said hoping that they were planning on coming rather than going back home to find a more comfortable place to go about their business.
Rosalie, embarrassed, smacked Emmett, fixed her hair and stomped off to class.
"Jeez, I wish she would be less modest and stop getting mad at me when people catch us. It's not my fault she can't wait until we find a bed and a door with a lock. And Bella you can open your eyes the action is over. And maybe you shouldn't close them in the first place you might learn a thing or two from my girl Rose and try it out on Mr. Virtues here."
"Hey, stop giving her ideas." I said and started trying to focus on something else. It would not be good for me to lose my temper and start tearing Emmett limb from limb, literally, in the school parking lot.
"Ok lets not discuss my and Edwards sex life shall we?"
"Ok fine, I got to go catch up with Rose, I'll see you guys at lunch." As Emmett left I turned to Bella to speak but she took the words right out of my mouth.
"Whoa, not expecting that this morning. Alice and Jasper are totally insane and Rosalie and Emmett are being way more frisky than usual."
"Well Alice promised me an explanation later so maybe she can explain what's going on."
I realized, as we started walking, that with all of the morning's madness I had not yet complemented Bella on her outfit.
"Did I mention you look beautiful this morning, my love?" She just smiled and took my hand as we continued to class. And just like that my day could be over. I had gotten to see Bella's adorable scowl and make her smile all in one morning.