Lying
"I look weird." Toph whined with a sigh. Her mother had forced her to wear, a dress. But not just any dress, a strapless dark lavender with a hunter green fabric rapped around her torso. And a long ponytail replacing her usual bun.
I think you look gorgeous, not that it matters.
"You look fine. So when is supposed wedding end?"
Say what you want, but I honestly don't care for watching people I don't even know getting married.
"It hasn't even started yet. Needles and Sparky aren't even ready." By her expression I could she was as bored as myself just sitting in this aisle. "The sad thing is Sparky doesn't really want to get married. Apparently, marriage is some requirement to be Fire Lord."
Why don't I get a nickname? Aren't we friends on some level? I know we just work together doing missions and such, but I love you. Is it that hard to like me?
"Hey!" she said popping up in sudden excitement. "Do you have to marry to become Kazekage?"
Oh shit, I hope not.
"I don't think so."
"Gaara tell me, why in the hell are you so boring?" She stated, with annoyance.
I spend most of my life hated by my village and listening to the demon within me, what did you expect? Bitch.
"Why are you so childish?"
Not that I have a problem with it.
"You remind of Naruto, powerful and mature and, yet childlike."
Why am I always talking about Naruto?
"Your always talking about him," than this sneaky smile crossed her lips. "Say, we're friends right?"
What are you up too?
"Sure. Why?"
"Well, I think you might have some certain feelings for this friend. Think you might just, you know, love him," she said nudging me suggestively.
"I've always wanted a gay best friend." she commented.
….Gay? She thinks I'm gay. Ugh.
"Gay?"
"Yeah," she continued, staring into nothing. " And I want you to know I accept you and I always will." She then placed her hand on mine.
Should I be insulted, or complimented?
"I am not gay Toph. I don't love Naruto in a romantic way, more brotherly."
"I can tell not lying."
She's a human lie detector, I wonder how she does it.
"What about Lee? Love him?"
"No, I told you I'm not gay."
"Okay so your straight,"
You're a female, aren't you?
"What about that Matsuri? You want her, don't cha'?"
No, she's way to helpless, I don't want to have to save her . Why can't she just save her self once and a while? Be more independent and strong, like you. I want you.
"Do you love me?" she asked.
Yes.
"…No." I said trying to remain as stoic as possible.
Please, be the one time her lie detector fails.
"I can tell you lying." Sang the (not at all surprised) earth bender.
A/N Why? Cause every pairing deserves meaningless fluff!