WE'RE BACK! But our real identity is a secret. Couldn't stay away from doing what we love. But, we may make a reference in here that may give away who we are. Maybe. Possibly. Probably. Pay attention and find out.

Finn woke to the smell of bacon being made. Another day, another bland breakfast, a princess in distress, and more scars to add to his callused body. "When is it gonna change?" He said to himself. "I've done this for 15 years now, and every day is the the same as the last. 'Save me finn ' this, 'help me' that. It's never changing. Always the hero, never the normal guy. I mean, yeah I dressed up as Stevie that one time, but that was to get away from crazed fans." He got out of bed, then headed downstairs to have breakfast with Jake.

"Mornin' Finn. Want some breakfast? Bacon and pancakes, if you want them." Jake said to a sulking Finn.

"No. I'm just gonna go pick some strawberries or something. See you dude." Finn grabbed a sweater before leaving. The weather in Ooo has been oddly cold lately.

"Something's up with him. I wonder what it could be?" Jake said to himself.

Marceline was in the strawberry fields, sucking the red out of the most ripe berries, when Finn walked up pulling berries off the vines and eating them. "Hey weeny. Where's Jake? You two are usually together."

"Finn didn't speak at first, still sulking, then look up and sighed. "Jake is at home having breakfast. Hey Marceline, do you know if there's something fun to do? I'm kinda in a slump today."

Marceline grinned, but looking closer at the young adventurer, she started to look worried. "Are you sure it's just a slump? Normally, even on your worst day, you're more cheerful than this. Its not like you Finn, and its kinda getting me down, too."

"I don't know Marcy. I just think I that something's missing. I don't know if I want to be a hero anymore, but I can't just leave everyone in danger. Do you know what I mean?"

"We know we did." A mysterious man walked up to them and grabbed some strawberries. He was dressed in a black robe, and wore a mask that covered the left half of his face. His eyes were green, and he had hair that was streaked red on one half of his head, and blue on the other. His natural hair color was black, and had the demeanor of someone who was crazy. When he smiled, his teeth were sharp, similar to a dogs, but he had long canines like a vampire. He had a dagger against his waist and a war hammer strapped to his back.

"Who are you?" Finn asked, confused by his statement. "And who's we? I only see you."

"We are Austin," he waved with his left hand, "and Allen." He said, waving with his right hand. "We are the princes of the... hmmm? Allen, we can tell them. No Austin, we can't. Why not? Because we were told not too. But you heard him. He's a hero. But you heard him say he doesn't want to be anymore..." They continued to argue with themselves for what seemed like hours.

"This guy's definitely nuts. More than Ice King. Maybe we should take him to a hospital?" Marceline said, making a face like she was trying not to laugh.

"I don't know. He seems like he just has multiple personalities. Maybe we just need to talk to a psychologist." Finn said, trying to remember the things he learned from that psychology book Jake had lying around.

"Or we could just tell you what we want." Austin said. "You need something new? Finn, I think what you need is a hero to take you're place. And, about your girlfriend problem. I know someone who would be just your type."

So, that's it for the first chapter. Sorry if it seemed short, but we didn't want to make you guys feel to confused. A lot of crazy, right?