AUTHOR'S NOTE - This is a little something I wrote, very late at night for a writing challenge upon another site Hot Guy Heaven). The writing prompt was "Fun With Snow!" - I kind of deviated a little, but there is snow in this one shot, if you squint.
Something to Pass the Time.
The first sign that alerted Dean that he was about to have an extraordinary day was when he saw the angel Uriel dancing outside the Winchester's motel room, in the exact same fashion as MC Hammer.
Astutely, he ignored the angel, thinking that maybe Uriel would just get over it and go away. He most definitely pretended not to see when Batman joined Uriel and danced in exactly the same manner.
He waited for Sam to come back with Dean's bacon sandwich of regret, before the Angel Castiel appeared, promptly asking after the whereabouts of Uriel.
Dean pretended ignorance, even as Spiderman joined the MC Hammer-fest outside.
Snow began to fall outside, settling on the trio of MC Hammer wannabe's despite the fact that it was actually March, therefore months from Christmas and certainly no turkey was to be had. Dean's eyes lit up, and he immediately demanded that they should go outside and play in the sunshine.
Super Mario became the latest version of MC Hammer.
Sam and Castiel decided to humor the big kid eternally known as Dean Winchester, subsequently following the elder Winchester from the room, walking past MC Uriel and his posse.
They stopped beside a child's paddling pool, not even flinching when the Great White Shark surfaced, showering them all with salt water and fish sticks, merely began building the world's largest snowman out of grass. Dean soon lost interest and threw a snowball at the angel Castiel, who immediately turned the snowman they had spent three years building into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which subsequently turned on Castiel and chased him screaming down the road.
Meanwhile, Micheal Jackson joined MC Uriel and his dancing troupe, only no one knew exactly what Micheal Jackson was doing.
Castiel came back, with the Tyrannosaurus now hidden in his pocket.
It was at that exact moment, that Castiel first noticed Uriel dancing away and his blue eyes went wide in horror.
"URIEL! You're not a hammer, I mean, MC Hammer! Stop that this instance!" he said, stamping his little foot upon the ground in disgust.
Amazingly, Uriel did, before the angel boomed - "MC Hammer is nothing more than plumbing on two legs to me. I no longer wish to be MC Hammer! Beside I don't like the baggy pants! They belong to the mud monkeys!"
"I told you once and I'll tell you again, that's close to blasphemy!" Castiel said in horror.
"What have you got in your pocket?" Uriel demanded.
"Shut up - it's only my Tyrannosaurus!" Castiel pouted, before walking away, feelings sorely wounded by the other angel.
Sam and Dean felt completely at a loss as to what was going on, so they fed the shark in the paddling pool just for something to pass the time.
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