"So, will you each me that technique now?" Naruto asked Kakashi in an excited voice.
"Well, I suppose I could if you're willing to go through the tough and painful training first." Kakashi replied in a slurred voice.
"Uhh… okay. When can we start the training?" Naruto said raising an eyebrow.
"Right… now…" Kakashi said and fell to the ground.
"Ah! Are you all right?... Kakashi! Kakashi!!!" Naruto screamed.
Just then, Jiraiya appeared out of nowhere.
"Oh, hey Naruto. What's up?" Jiraiya said then looked at Kakashi sprawled out on the grassy terrain.
"Uh, Naruto… what's wrong with Kakashi?" Jiraiya questioned.
"Well you see… I was trying to get Kakashi to teach me a new Jutsu and when he said something about really tough training he collapsed." Naruto answered in a worried voice.
"Well… I should better check him out and see what's wrong…" Jiraiya sighed.
Jiraiya walked towards the lifeless Kakashi and knelt down beside him.
"Grraaahh!!! What's that smell?!?" Jiraiya screamed. He turned towards Naruto and plugged his nose.
"What? What is it?" Naruto questioned while proceeding towards Kakashi and Jiraiya.
"No! Stop right there Naruto. Don't come any closer. It reeks of the smell of sake over here. Kakashi's… well… Kakashi's drunk…" Jiraiya stated while palming his face.
"What?!? Kakashi's drunk?" Naruto asked intently.
"Yes. What an idiot…" Jiraiya sighed.
Naruto thought about the situation for a bit and then came up with an idea.
"hmm… I'll be right back." Naruto said with a huge grin on his face and disappeared.
"…… Great….. that's JUST GREAT! Naruto left and now I'm stuck babysitting the drunken Kakashi!" Jiraiya yelled in an angry voice.
"You know what? SCREW THIS! I'm not a babysitter. I'm one of the three legendary Sanin!" Jiraiya yells while in his Sanin pose and then disappears.
10 minutes later Naruto returns with a bucket of white paint, some toy bunny ears, bunny whiskers and a fluffy tail.
"Huh? Where'd pervy sage run off to? Oh well, it's better if he's not here anyway." Naruto said in an evil and laughing voice.
Naruto then walks up to Kakashi and grins wildly. He takes the fluffy tail and sticks it to Kakashi's butt, then tries to flip him over but is unsuccessful.
"Man, what a fat ass. He weighs a ton! Oh well… kage bunshin no jutsu!" Naruto yells and creates 10 replicants of himself. The clones then help flip over the unconscious Kakashi and disappear.
"Well, now that that's done, it's time to make you into a CUTE ninja." Naruto said to Kakashi with a huge grin on his face.
Naruto then takes the white paint and puts it all over Kakashi's face. Surprisingly, he doesn't wake up so Naruto continues and grabs the whiskers. He then sticks them to Kakashi's cheeks and moves onto the bunny ears. He takes them and glues them to Kakashi's head.
"Alright! Finally done. Kakashi…. *laughs*…. if you could see yourself…" Naruto bursts into laughter and falls to the ground with his hands clenched to his stomach.
Naruto lays on the ground rolling and laughing for a good 5 minutes. Kakashi then finally wakes up and faces Naruto.
*Yawn* "Well, that was a nice nap. So, Naruto… you ready to get on with the training?" Kakashi asked.
Naruto stares and the bunny-like Kakashi and breaks into laughter again.
"Uh, Naruto… what's so funny?" Kakashi asked looking confused.
"Well… it's just… nothing really. Just look in a mirror or something and you'll see." Naruto said while breaking into laughter again.
Kakashi pulls a mirror out of nowhere and stares at his face through it.
"…NARUTO!!!" Kakashi screams in a very angry and dangerous voice.
"Hidden village of Konoha's secret taijutsu master art…" Kakashi yells at the top of his lungs and shoves his fingers up Naruto's ass.
Kakashi lifts Naruto in the air by his ass and yells "A Thousand Years of Pain!"
Kakashi then sends Naruto flying through the air and across the whole village.
"Aaahhh!... why can't Kakashi take a joke?" Naruto yells to himself while flying through the air.
Naruto begins to fall through the air and lands in a field by his house. He lands with a huge crash and creates a gigantic crater in the field. After a while, Naruto regains himself, sighs and returns to his house for a good night sleep.
