Genre: General/Romance
Summary: Logan eats papaya, Rogue's powers make a vanishing act, Scott comes out of the closet (so to speak), but then Rogue's powers return... ::dramatic music:: r/r, strangeness abounds!
a/n: This is really weird, if you don't want to find out the horrible reality of what might happen then DO NOT READ!!! ok actually do, cos it's funny!
Logan was sitting at his table eating a papaya, then Rogue entered the room and said:
::X-men music::
yeah well, that's all, review please! (it's my first fic, I don't even care about flames! I have a *whole* bag of marshmallows, and I need fire to cook them on!! ::my friend Kate the pyro [aka Kalgoorlie the author] makes an appearance:: FIRE!! FIRE!!! ::Beavis laugh:: PISS OFF KATE!! ::Kate stops laughing:: sorry. ::walks off dejectedly::) anyway just see that little box? just *waiting* for reviews? pppppllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee?! ::puppy dog eyes::
"Wolvie! Sweetie!" she had a simpering smile on her face.
"Marie, darlin'," came Logan's reply in an overly sarcastic voice, "What is it? Oh, and do you have to call me Wolvie and Sweetie- it's extremely embarrassing, I get teased so much."
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry, if I had known, I wouldn't have called you sweetie or Wolvie ever, but you know how much I love you!'
Then miraculously, all her ability to take other mutants strengths were lost and she and Logan had a rather long kiss, a long, smoochy kiss, which Logan, while pretending to hate it was enjoying it so much that he wouldn't let Rogue go. The kiss went on for another 10minutes or so, until Scott fell out of the nearby cupboard and shouted;
"Logan, you lied to me! I thought you loved me!" and ran out of the room crying.
"What does he mean?" asked Rogue.
"Oh he's just gay, didn't you know my love?" when he came to saying my love Rogue noticed with pleasure that he didn't say it in a sarcastic way.
"I love you Logan!" Rogue said
"I love you too, Marie" came the reply instantly.
And of course it's a happy ending, or is it? ::very eerie music::
When they went forward to kiss again, Marie's powers returned and Logan fell into a 3 month long coma (his healing factor had decided to run off and join the circus).
tbc…