RED AND GOLD FOR GRYFINDOR RED AND BLUE FOR MARIO
CHAPTER 1 BOWSER LEAVES THE MARIO WORLD
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Mario or Harry Potter or JAWS so don't sue me because you would not have a case
STORY: Bowser was sitting in his own private castle hidden right under Princess peaches castle. Bowser was talking to himself "I have captured Yoshi and Professor Elvin Gadd. Egadd E.Gadd why are you dressed as my maid?" This is how the professor replied "it all started when I was a young lad of 3 and I putt on my mother's dress's." "I'm sure Professor" Bowser said. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -3 Hours later-------------- Koopa kid Bowsers cute and slightly stupid flunky walked into Bowsers main control room growling. "Hello Koopa kid I am going to tell you my master plan for destroying Mario and Luigi, I am let's say persuading Professor Elvin Gadd to create a multi dimensional transport device" Bowser said with a long maniacal laugh,
"Ooh you are soooo evil Bowser" Koopa Kid said with great admiration in his voice "But if you well allow me to be so bold how is this multi wazit going to help you destroy Mario and his wimpy brother" "You idiot you want to know how it will help me destroy my enemies. This is how I will travel to one of those other dimensions have a bit of fun wreaking havoc there. Then when I have had enough of that I Bowser well seek out the strongest villain in that dimension and bring that villain back here and have that villain help me destroy Mario and Luigi." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Bowsers torture chamber----
"Enough" screamed Professor E.Gadd "I can't take it any more please stop with the feather no more stop the insanity" "I haven't even started yet, " said the ztar torture chamber attendant "You are pathetic" the ztar pushed a button on the wall and spoke into a speaker five inches above the button mentioned before. "Bowser he has cracked " "Excellent:" the voice of Bowser resounded through the speaker "Bring him in". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back in the main control room---
"You're wish is my command Bowser," the Professor said pleadingly. "You will be a good servant right E.Gadd" said Bowser menacingly "Yes master" Professor Elvin Gadd said dryly "excellent" Bowser said obviously missing the tone in the professor's voice "I want you to build me a multi dimensional transport device when can you have it done" "in three hours my liege" Professor E.Gadd said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------4 hours later------------------- "When is that device going to be done?" Bowser shouted at the top of his lungs "It would go a lot faster if you would undo the chain and shackles," Professor Elvin Gadd said pleadingly "And let you escape again I don't think so Professor" Bowser said angrily
"I was not trying to escape" Was the Professor's reply Bowser started to growl angrily? "It will be done in four hours master," the Professor said hastily hoping beyond hope to save his skin. ------------------------------------------------------Four hours and eighteen rolls of duct tape later----
"It is done master "Elvin Gadd said pointing at a pile of wires buttons and duct tape "Excellent, oh by the way E.Gadd I have a surprise for you" Bowser said as he moved aside to show a...dress closet "Yet" Elvin Gadd squealed with delight and ran in the dress closet "Shoot the Yoshi," said the professor, Bowser suddenly hears shots ring out then he hears a very weak "Yoshiiii" Bowser stuck his head out the window and said "He did not mean that literally" Elvin Gadd stepped out of the dress closet and said "Sorry Bowser I think you forgot something there is supposed to be more then one dress in the closet" "You idiot that was all I could afford after having to buy the eighteen rolls of duct tape" Bowser said angrily "Well I guess it's the thought that counts" Professor Elvin Gadd said. Bowser pressed the middle spike on his left cuff suddenly Koopa Kid walked in "What is it you want Bowser?" Koopa Kid asked "I want my most loyal servant to come to the other dimension with me " Bowser said kindly and walked over to the machine if you can call it a machine E.Gadd leapt into the dress closet and Koopa Kid bounded happily after Bowser. Bowser pressed eight buttons a brown one a green one a red one an orange one three yellow one's and a purple one labeled: snacks Koopa Kid looked at Bowser strangely "What I'm hungry," Bowser said defensively "Oh" was all Koopa Kid said. There was a bright flash of light and Bowser and Koopa Kid were gone. -------------------------------------------------------Three hours later in princess peach's castle------- "Mario Luigi" Peach called through the halls of her huge castle both of the Mario brothers stepped out of Peaches game room "Just a minute Daisy I just have see what your cousin wants," Luigi said through the doorway "Oh ok" was all Daisy chose to say with her lips but the look on her face would have been enough to stop a stampede of whomps in their tracks. "What is it honey?" Mario asked Peach "Bowser is missing" Peach stated. Mario, Luigi, and Daisy who followed her boyfriend out of the game room all said extremely surprised " WHAT?" "Do you know this horrible fact really happened?" Mario asked the princess
"Yes he would have kidnapped me by now if he was still here" Peach said with a hint of fear in her voice Mario, Luigi, and Daisy all broke into hysterics at what Peach just said but then the princess in pink played her last card "Mario I will break up with you if you don't at least check if Bowser is gone oh and Luigi if you don't go with Mario I will personally cut contact between you and Daisy" this is what Luigi said about that "Mario it's a lose, lose situation but we won't lose as much if we go check on Bowser" "All right Peach we will go check if Bowser is missing, oh by the way Peach do you know where Bowser's castle is?" Mario said swiftly "Oh yes I do, the castle of your nemesis is right under mine" Peach said sweetly "Princess, have you noticed a flaw in your fathers logic?" Luigi asked "No" was Peaches answer "Well here it is, HE BUILT YOUR CASTLE ON TOP OF AN INSANE DRAGON" Luigi said "Actually he did not build it on top of an insane dragon he built it on top of an insane dragon's castle" Mario pointed out to Luigi "Same thing" Luigi said "Let's go" Mario said. --------------------------------------------------------------------Back in Bowser's main control room "Looks like peach was right huh Mario." Luigi said in a grim voice. "Yep." Mario said equally as grim "Let's go tell her she was right." Luigi said "Ok." Mario said. ----------------------------------------------------------------------Back in Peach's castle-----------
"I was right." Peach said with two emotions warring over her voice they were glee and fear "yep" Luigi said with out the problem of warring emotions the only emotion he felt at the moment was fear "We had better try and find him guy's" Mario stated courageously "I'm just going to stay here," Peach said this time minus the glee "Hi guy's" Toad said while running down the hall "Oh hi Toad could you do something for me and Mario" Luigi said as Toad came to a complete stop "Sure" was Toad's reply "Ok then we want you to guard Princess Peach for us can you do that Toad" Mario said "Yep" said Toad as he jumped like Mario does in super Mario sunshine when he gets a shine sprite "Aren't you going to say he should guard me to?" Daisy asked "No" Luigi said for it would upset Peach greatly if it was Mario who said that "Why not?" Peach asked "Because unlike you she did not protest to going" Luigi again could you guess? "Good bye darling" Mario said. -----------------------------------------------------------------Yet again in Bowser's main control room- "Well here we are guys and theirs no Bowser" Daisy said. Suddenly the trio heard a noise coming from a dress closet hidden in the shadows (music from JAWS starts playing) Luigi walked towards the dress closet very slowly. Step by step by step by step by step until he came to the door of the closet he began to open it like he does in Luigi's mansion. "EGADD E.Gadd" the Mario bros. both said "Why are you wearing a dress Professor?" Asked Luigi "A rather slimming dress at that but you are still a guy wearing a dress and it's rather creepy" Daisy pointed out "Bowser gave it to me and as you know you don't turn down a present from Bowser do you" the Professor said blandly "Mr. Gadd would you happen to know where Bowser is?" Mario asked "Now, now you don't need to call me Mr. young lad. And yes I do know where the infamous Bowser is. He is in the place I so fondly call inter- dimensional space. He of course will come out of there within 15 days time if you would like I can help you follow him." "YES PLEASE " the trio, shouted "I'm not deaf," E.Gadd said rather annoyed "Sorry Professor "Luigi said "Ok lads and fair lassie I will help you follow the one you seek" Elvin Gadd said pretending he was Irish "Thank you sir" Daisy said and Professor Elvin Gadd then pressed every button that Bowser had pushed minus the purple one labeled: snacks "Awwwwwww, I'm hungry," Mario said rather disappointed "You are always hungry, I should know after all I am your brother." Guess who. If you said Luigi you were right. And if you said E.Gadd you're wrong. And if you said Mario you have issues. And if you said Daisy you definitely have issues. Suddenly a flash of bright white light engulfed Mario Luigi and Daisy sucking them into inter- dimensional space. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14 days and 24 hours later-- "Oh darn we are in the fluffy bunny dimension " Bowser screamed then he pressed the spike on his left cuff and suddenly him and his servant were sucked into inter dimensional space just then the terrific trio appeared in the fluffy bunny dimension "I don't think Bowser is here" Mario said, suddenly the game boy horror in Luigi's pocket started to vibrate, Luigi pulled it out of his pocket and said "Hi what do you have to tell us Professor " "This is what the great and wonderful me has to say I installed a button into your game boy horror it is a green button do you see it Luigi?" Elvin Gadd said "Yep" Luigi said "Push it now" Elvin Gadd, said and Luigi pushed it, and suddenly they were gone. ----------------------------15 days later which also happens to be 14 days and 24 hours later--------- Bowser and Koopa kid fell onto the floor of the dungeons in Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry "oh something I can't say in a pg. rated fic" Koopa kid said as Bowser fell on top of him. The end...of chapter one
CHAPTER 1 BOWSER LEAVES THE MARIO WORLD
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Mario or Harry Potter or JAWS so don't sue me because you would not have a case
STORY: Bowser was sitting in his own private castle hidden right under Princess peaches castle. Bowser was talking to himself "I have captured Yoshi and Professor Elvin Gadd. Egadd E.Gadd why are you dressed as my maid?" This is how the professor replied "it all started when I was a young lad of 3 and I putt on my mother's dress's." "I'm sure Professor" Bowser said. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -3 Hours later-------------- Koopa kid Bowsers cute and slightly stupid flunky walked into Bowsers main control room growling. "Hello Koopa kid I am going to tell you my master plan for destroying Mario and Luigi, I am let's say persuading Professor Elvin Gadd to create a multi dimensional transport device" Bowser said with a long maniacal laugh,
"Ooh you are soooo evil Bowser" Koopa Kid said with great admiration in his voice "But if you well allow me to be so bold how is this multi wazit going to help you destroy Mario and his wimpy brother" "You idiot you want to know how it will help me destroy my enemies. This is how I will travel to one of those other dimensions have a bit of fun wreaking havoc there. Then when I have had enough of that I Bowser well seek out the strongest villain in that dimension and bring that villain back here and have that villain help me destroy Mario and Luigi." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Bowsers torture chamber----
"Enough" screamed Professor E.Gadd "I can't take it any more please stop with the feather no more stop the insanity" "I haven't even started yet, " said the ztar torture chamber attendant "You are pathetic" the ztar pushed a button on the wall and spoke into a speaker five inches above the button mentioned before. "Bowser he has cracked " "Excellent:" the voice of Bowser resounded through the speaker "Bring him in". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back in the main control room---
"You're wish is my command Bowser," the Professor said pleadingly. "You will be a good servant right E.Gadd" said Bowser menacingly "Yes master" Professor Elvin Gadd said dryly "excellent" Bowser said obviously missing the tone in the professor's voice "I want you to build me a multi dimensional transport device when can you have it done" "in three hours my liege" Professor E.Gadd said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------4 hours later------------------- "When is that device going to be done?" Bowser shouted at the top of his lungs "It would go a lot faster if you would undo the chain and shackles," Professor Elvin Gadd said pleadingly "And let you escape again I don't think so Professor" Bowser said angrily
"I was not trying to escape" Was the Professor's reply Bowser started to growl angrily? "It will be done in four hours master," the Professor said hastily hoping beyond hope to save his skin. ------------------------------------------------------Four hours and eighteen rolls of duct tape later----
"It is done master "Elvin Gadd said pointing at a pile of wires buttons and duct tape "Excellent, oh by the way E.Gadd I have a surprise for you" Bowser said as he moved aside to show a...dress closet "Yet" Elvin Gadd squealed with delight and ran in the dress closet "Shoot the Yoshi," said the professor, Bowser suddenly hears shots ring out then he hears a very weak "Yoshiiii" Bowser stuck his head out the window and said "He did not mean that literally" Elvin Gadd stepped out of the dress closet and said "Sorry Bowser I think you forgot something there is supposed to be more then one dress in the closet" "You idiot that was all I could afford after having to buy the eighteen rolls of duct tape" Bowser said angrily "Well I guess it's the thought that counts" Professor Elvin Gadd said. Bowser pressed the middle spike on his left cuff suddenly Koopa Kid walked in "What is it you want Bowser?" Koopa Kid asked "I want my most loyal servant to come to the other dimension with me " Bowser said kindly and walked over to the machine if you can call it a machine E.Gadd leapt into the dress closet and Koopa Kid bounded happily after Bowser. Bowser pressed eight buttons a brown one a green one a red one an orange one three yellow one's and a purple one labeled: snacks Koopa Kid looked at Bowser strangely "What I'm hungry," Bowser said defensively "Oh" was all Koopa Kid said. There was a bright flash of light and Bowser and Koopa Kid were gone. -------------------------------------------------------Three hours later in princess peach's castle------- "Mario Luigi" Peach called through the halls of her huge castle both of the Mario brothers stepped out of Peaches game room "Just a minute Daisy I just have see what your cousin wants," Luigi said through the doorway "Oh ok" was all Daisy chose to say with her lips but the look on her face would have been enough to stop a stampede of whomps in their tracks. "What is it honey?" Mario asked Peach "Bowser is missing" Peach stated. Mario, Luigi, and Daisy who followed her boyfriend out of the game room all said extremely surprised " WHAT?" "Do you know this horrible fact really happened?" Mario asked the princess
"Yes he would have kidnapped me by now if he was still here" Peach said with a hint of fear in her voice Mario, Luigi, and Daisy all broke into hysterics at what Peach just said but then the princess in pink played her last card "Mario I will break up with you if you don't at least check if Bowser is gone oh and Luigi if you don't go with Mario I will personally cut contact between you and Daisy" this is what Luigi said about that "Mario it's a lose, lose situation but we won't lose as much if we go check on Bowser" "All right Peach we will go check if Bowser is missing, oh by the way Peach do you know where Bowser's castle is?" Mario said swiftly "Oh yes I do, the castle of your nemesis is right under mine" Peach said sweetly "Princess, have you noticed a flaw in your fathers logic?" Luigi asked "No" was Peaches answer "Well here it is, HE BUILT YOUR CASTLE ON TOP OF AN INSANE DRAGON" Luigi said "Actually he did not build it on top of an insane dragon he built it on top of an insane dragon's castle" Mario pointed out to Luigi "Same thing" Luigi said "Let's go" Mario said. --------------------------------------------------------------------Back in Bowser's main control room "Looks like peach was right huh Mario." Luigi said in a grim voice. "Yep." Mario said equally as grim "Let's go tell her she was right." Luigi said "Ok." Mario said. ----------------------------------------------------------------------Back in Peach's castle-----------
"I was right." Peach said with two emotions warring over her voice they were glee and fear "yep" Luigi said with out the problem of warring emotions the only emotion he felt at the moment was fear "We had better try and find him guy's" Mario stated courageously "I'm just going to stay here," Peach said this time minus the glee "Hi guy's" Toad said while running down the hall "Oh hi Toad could you do something for me and Mario" Luigi said as Toad came to a complete stop "Sure" was Toad's reply "Ok then we want you to guard Princess Peach for us can you do that Toad" Mario said "Yep" said Toad as he jumped like Mario does in super Mario sunshine when he gets a shine sprite "Aren't you going to say he should guard me to?" Daisy asked "No" Luigi said for it would upset Peach greatly if it was Mario who said that "Why not?" Peach asked "Because unlike you she did not protest to going" Luigi again could you guess? "Good bye darling" Mario said. -----------------------------------------------------------------Yet again in Bowser's main control room- "Well here we are guys and theirs no Bowser" Daisy said. Suddenly the trio heard a noise coming from a dress closet hidden in the shadows (music from JAWS starts playing) Luigi walked towards the dress closet very slowly. Step by step by step by step by step until he came to the door of the closet he began to open it like he does in Luigi's mansion. "EGADD E.Gadd" the Mario bros. both said "Why are you wearing a dress Professor?" Asked Luigi "A rather slimming dress at that but you are still a guy wearing a dress and it's rather creepy" Daisy pointed out "Bowser gave it to me and as you know you don't turn down a present from Bowser do you" the Professor said blandly "Mr. Gadd would you happen to know where Bowser is?" Mario asked "Now, now you don't need to call me Mr. young lad. And yes I do know where the infamous Bowser is. He is in the place I so fondly call inter- dimensional space. He of course will come out of there within 15 days time if you would like I can help you follow him." "YES PLEASE " the trio, shouted "I'm not deaf," E.Gadd said rather annoyed "Sorry Professor "Luigi said "Ok lads and fair lassie I will help you follow the one you seek" Elvin Gadd said pretending he was Irish "Thank you sir" Daisy said and Professor Elvin Gadd then pressed every button that Bowser had pushed minus the purple one labeled: snacks "Awwwwwww, I'm hungry," Mario said rather disappointed "You are always hungry, I should know after all I am your brother." Guess who. If you said Luigi you were right. And if you said E.Gadd you're wrong. And if you said Mario you have issues. And if you said Daisy you definitely have issues. Suddenly a flash of bright white light engulfed Mario Luigi and Daisy sucking them into inter- dimensional space. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14 days and 24 hours later-- "Oh darn we are in the fluffy bunny dimension " Bowser screamed then he pressed the spike on his left cuff and suddenly him and his servant were sucked into inter dimensional space just then the terrific trio appeared in the fluffy bunny dimension "I don't think Bowser is here" Mario said, suddenly the game boy horror in Luigi's pocket started to vibrate, Luigi pulled it out of his pocket and said "Hi what do you have to tell us Professor " "This is what the great and wonderful me has to say I installed a button into your game boy horror it is a green button do you see it Luigi?" Elvin Gadd said "Yep" Luigi said "Push it now" Elvin Gadd, said and Luigi pushed it, and suddenly they were gone. ----------------------------15 days later which also happens to be 14 days and 24 hours later--------- Bowser and Koopa kid fell onto the floor of the dungeons in Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry "oh something I can't say in a pg. rated fic" Koopa kid said as Bowser fell on top of him. The end...of chapter one