(A/N):

I do not own OHSHC. If I did, the twins would actually intend the brotherly love, Tamaki and Haruhi would've kissed in Episode 26, and Kyouya would have my OC character as his girlfriend. Now, is that in the anime/manga? So, no, I don't own it . . . but I wish I did *sob*

You know you're obsessed with Ouran High School Host Club
when . . .

-You go to the mall to see if any tall, dark-haired wearing glasses boy is asleep on a pole.

-If one is, you scream "KYOUYA" in his ear. (A/N: guilty...^^")

-You start comparing every idiotic person you know to Tamaki.

-You want to go to Tokyo so you can stalk the Host Club.

-You want to be a cross-dresser.

-You freak out every time you see a limousine

-You are obsessed with cake and martial arts at the same time.

-Whenever you hear the words "Eight million," you immediately think of Haruhi and her Eight-million-yen debt.

-You have tried to follow/calculate Haruhi's debt throughout the series.

-Whenever someone lectures you, you imitate Haruhi, trying to think of a word to describe them, then shout 'Obnoxious' when they ask you why you are not paying attention.'

-Suddenly, your parents aren't all that cold-hearted.

-Whenever you see a fancy bridge, you say/think "Tamaki really should have kissed her."

-You want to become a doctor/lawyer/fashion designer.

-You can quote your favorite line of the series in Japanese.

-You now write almost every thing down in a black notebook

-You plant mushrooms in your storage rooms.

-Whenever there's an awkward silence, you turn to one of your friends and tell her that, because she didn't entertain you, Haruhi's debt is now tripled.

-And she believes you.

-If there are male identical twins at your school, you try to make them into Hikaru and Kaoru.

-You've tried to make a host club at your school . . . but failed miserably.

-If you've got red hair, you try to prove that you are the twins' long-lost sister.

-You've tried to blend into a corner.

-Whenever you're alone, you fantasize about OHSHC.

-You don't think that guys at your school is all that hot any longer.

-Whenever you see a giant mansion by the beach, you want to see if the Host Club is inside.

-If there's a large cliff near the ocean, you will sit on the edge of it and wait for the Host Club members.

-You automatically call every annoying person that you know either Tamaki or Renge in your mind.

-You have gone from someone who curses a lot to someone who speaks very formally.

-You want to plant a Sakura tree in your backyard.

-You have a stuffed pink bunny.

-You now like tea.

-You compare every couple you see to your favorite OHSHC couple.

-You categorize everyone you meet into 6 types: Prince, Cool, Wild, Little Kid, Devilish, and Natural.

-You can quote your favorite scenes from the anime in Japanese, and including the Ouran box.

-Everyone in your group has an OHSHC nickname. (A/N: Mine's Kyouya/Hikaru)

Review, and, if you thought of more, please, please, please put them in your review(OHSHC-like experiences are also welcome)