America's Got Bieber Fever
Description: Canada is relaxing in his home, getting some well-deserved R&R when America bursts in.
Canada jumped in surprise, almost spilling his cup of coffee (with maple syrup in it, of course) as America kicked down his door, then collapsed to the floor in a sudden coughing fit.
"D-damn you, Canada…" America wheezed, "Take….take him back…already…"
"What?" Canada exclaimed, "Who?" Canada was shocked. Alfred always called him Matthew. What had he done to deserve the name change?
"Justin Bieber…of course…." America looked at Canada as incredulously as he could in his condition.
Canada, with surprising amounts of hidden strength, lifted America in a princess hold and gently laid him down on a bed down the hall.
He sat down next to America and laid his hand on his forehead.
"Oh dear," Canada said, "I'm afraid this is very serious, Alfred….it seems you've caught….BIEBER FEVER."
"Whuzzat?" America asked blearily.
On Canada's face, a scary smile to rival Russia's own began to form. "Oh, just something you get from too much Bieber exposure. It's simple enough to cure." His grin widened.
America coughed. "I'll do ANYTHING to cure it." Alfred then noticed the scary grin on Matthew's face.
"A~ny~thing?" Canada stretched out the three syllables as far as he could.
"Anything." America coughed in confirmation.
"Well then, we better get straight to curing you!" Canada laughed as he straddled America on the bed.
When Kumajirou came back from grocery shopping and heard strange noises coming from Matthew's bedroom, he decided to go back out and do some more chores that involved leaving the house, in order not to disturb Matthew and his "guest".