RING
CHAPTER 1: THE PROPOSAL
*Knock, Knock*
"Uryu, Could you answer it?" Orihime asked in the other room
"Yes Dear" He said as he put his paper down
Uryu and Orihime had tied the knot only 5 Months ago, On Orihime's 20th Birthday infact. Uryu had first met her at Karakura High School 5 years ago, His feelings for her started when he they travelled to the Soul Society to rescue Rukia, After he saved her from that Big Brute of a Soul Reaper, Jirobo Ikkanzaka, He started to develop a crush on her, However since she was 17 She finewell knew that Ichigo was in Love with Rukia, So she eventually gave up on him, Eventually Uryu confessed his love for her and she eventually returned his feelings and they married a year later.
Uryu walked up to the door and Opened it, It was Chad
"Oh hey Chad" Uryu said "Come in"
"Thanks" He said as he walked in
"Oh Hello, Chad" Orihime said as she walked into the room "Have a seat"
"Thank you" Chad replied as he sat down on one of their chairs
"So, What's the occasion?, You don't come around here often" Uryu asked as he also took a seat
"Well……I have news I need to tell you" Chad said, leaving the usual pause in his sentence
"What is it?" Orihime asked
"Do you have a suit Uryu…Cause you'll be needing one" Chad said
"What do you mea-…." Uryu asked before he though he started to understand what he meant "A Suit, Why? Has Someone died" he said as he panicked,
"No, Nobody's dead" Chad said as Uryu and Orihime let out a sigh of relief "The reason you'll need a suit is because of the Wedding"
"Wedding?" Uryu asked
"Who's wedding?" Orihime asked as she also took a seat
"Ichigo's getting Married, To Rukia" Chad finally broke the ice
Uryu was blown back to the news, Orihime on the other hand had a huge gaping Smile on her face, Extremely Happy for them already
"Seriously?" Uryu asked "Well…they have been together for a while…More than a while really"
"I think it's great!" Orihime said "It's about time those two finally tied the knot, Good luck to Them" Orihime said
"Good luck to her you mean, Having to live the rest of your life with Ichigo, That's my own personal hell" Uryu said Managing to get a Small chuckled from Orihime
"So When is the wedding?" Orihime asked Chad
"Well…He's only told me about the news 10 Minutes ago, He also told Mr Uruhara…He actually just left and is going over to her work to propose right now"
"I'd like to see that" Uryu chuckled
"I Would too" Orihime said "That'd be so romantic!"
"But then again…It's kind of intimate thing" Uryu said "asking a Female for her hand in Marriage, we can't really just go charging over there and stick our nose's in"
Orihime sighed, But deep down he knew he was right
"It's a private situation" He said
"But in a public building…." Chad replied
"Oh yeah…Well then" Uryu said as he stood up "What are we waiting for?"
"I'll get my coat!" Orihime said as she rushed out of the room
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LIBRARY , RUKIA'S WORKPLACE, 11AM
Ichigo was sitting at a Table with a small book in hand, Watching Rukia from afar, She waved to him as she passed by every now and again, As she walked away Ichigo would always keep an eye on her.
"What's up with you?" Keigo asked, Who just happened to be at the Library at the time, albeit He was looking in the adult section, but thankfully he was browsing in the Humour section when he spotted Ichigo and took a seat on the opposite side of the table
"Huh?" Ichigo asked as he took his eye's off of Rukia and looked at Keigo
"You've been sitting there on the same page for about 5 minutes now" He Replied
"Oh…" Ichigo replied as he closed the book completely "Well…you could say I'm…Pre-Occupied"
"Yeah? With what?" Keigo asked
Ichigo took a deep breath and turned to Rukia and then turned back to Keigo
"Rukia" he said as he nodded in her direction
Keigo took a look at her and then turned back to Ichigo
"The girl who we used to go the School with? What about her?" Keigo asked
"Well…We've kinda been seeing each other for a while now…and well…I'm gonna ask her to Marry me"
Keigo was visibly shacked by the news, before he uttered a reply
"Good for you Buddy" Keigo replied as he gave him a thumbs up "So is this you sitting and working up the courage to ask her?"
"Yeah" Ichigo replied with a Chuckle "I'm Picking the moment"
"Remember when Uryu proposed to Orihime?" Keigo asked, Getting a Smirk from Ichigo "Took him what…a year to sum up the courage to ask her…they've together for what 5 months now"
"Yup" Ichigo replied before he once again looked at Rukia
"Nice looking Girl you've picked buddy" Keigo said
"Yeah" Ichigo replied, Still with his eyes on Rukia, Rukia noticed this and smiled back
"The Mousy Type, Smart. Quiet, Probably roars like a bear when she Orgasms…"
"Yeah…" Ichigo replied before he suddenly realised what he said "WHAT?!"
"Nothing" Keigo said "Just saying…That's the type…You need to watch the quiet ones…"
Ichigo was filled with emotions, He was Nervous 'What if she says no?" He though, Happyness "But what if she says yes…Then I'll live the rest of my life with her" and finally anger…he wanted to punch Keigo for his comments, 'Stupid Perverted Bastard' he thought
"Well" Ichigo said as he stood up "Wish me luck"
'Perverted Bastard" Ichigo muttered
He walked up to Rukia who was putting books into separate shelves. She smiled as she saw Ichigo approach her.
"Hello, Rukia" Ichigo said as placed his hands in his pockets
"Hello Ichigo" She Replied, With a Smile on his face
Just at that Moment, Uryu, Orihime and Chad walked through the doors of the Library, They instantly spotted Ichigo and Rukia standing about 20 feet away from a small bookcase, However they also noticed Mr Urahara, Peeking through the aforementioned Bookcase. He signalled towards them with a hand sign, Uryu, Orihime and Chad slowly snuck behind the bookcase and removed the books blocking their view
"We're not to late are we?" Uryu quietly asked Mr Urahara
"Not at all" He Replied, "Infact you're just in time, He's just about to ask her now"
"Well…" Ichigo stuttered, trying his best to some up the courage
"Yes?' Rukia said "What is it Honey?"
"Rukai, I…I was thinking. You and I have been going out for a couple of years, now" Ichigo said
"Yes…" Rukia said, Wondering where he was going with this
"And they say two can live as cheaply as one" Ichigo said, as when he moved out into his own place, Isshin gave his room to Rukai, as Ichigo only had the money to move in alone but now with his new high paying job he could afford to have more people live there (A/N: Apologies if this makes no sense, I really don't know anything about owning a home)
"They do indeed". Rukia said as her knee's started to shiver, She began to see where he was going with this
"Is he…asking me to move in with him?…or is he asking me….."
"You're rattling about in my old room and I'm rattling about in my House…"
"Uh-Huh" Rukia nodded
"Well…I was wondering" Ichigo said as he paused
"Damnit man, ask her, Don't be afraid" Uryu cursed under his breath
"Shh" Orihime whispered
"I don't have a ring or anything on me but…I was wondering…."
Ichigo we about to continue before he heard a rattling from behind the briefcase, He turned towards it
"Duck!" Urahara whisped as He, Uryu, Chad and Orihime dropped down just in time so Ichigo didn't see them
Ichigo convinced himself it was just his imagination, as he turned back to Rukia, Urahara, Uryu, Chad and Orihime once again took there places and peeked through the bookcase
"Well…I was wondering if…" Ichigo said as he took one last breath "Will….Will you Marry me?"
Rukia instantly replied with a Smile on her face
"Yes, Ichigo" She said as Ichigo's jaw nearly dropped "I'll Marry You"
As Ichigo was about to shout to heavens in joy, Someone beat him to it, Uryu, Orihime, Uruhara and even Chad all cheered behind the bookcase, Unaware that there celebrating had knocked the bookcase over, As it fell to the ground the four jumped back and Ichigo and Rukia suddenly noticed the four that had been hiding behind the now tipped over Bookcase
"Oh for Fu-" Ichigo was about to curse as his friends had nearly ruined the moment
"Shhh!" Rukia whispered,
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And that's the first Chapter, This Story will be Short, only about 4-5 Chapters, I think I'll rate it M because I intend to have some…well…Stuff…going on later that may be a tad vulgar, Anyway Hoped you enjoyed the Chapter, The fanfic is based on an Episode of a Scottish Sitcom called "Still Game", Watch some episodes on Youtube, It's the funniest thing ever to come out of Scotland, And Now I'm off the start chapter 2!