"Desu Ohio" sed JaPen

"Hai" sed Eggeh

Eggeh sut on chur. Heh wuz vereh sed. Japen aks whei

"Becuz" "MurIcA" "Wuz" "Meen" "tu Meh" sed Eggeh

"I guss u cold sehy eye WuZ….

wAshiNgTon-wa Sorreh?" sed Japen

"TaNkS" Eggeh sed.

Eggeh drack TeeH. Japen aks hum if heh wan sum teeh an eggeh sed ye becuz he dudnt drun tee toodai an Japen sed okeh. Eggeh wait fo dee teee. Heh wa burd. Heh durnk tee.

"Luv, u sed yu mek cheps n' feesh n' tee fur meh?"

"I knee"

"Meh mekin' migh nau"

"okei"

[~~5 MINYUTE TEIM SKEP BRUGHT BEH DESU ^-^ CENANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~]

"Soy hacer done con te my amore"

"Si- I men ye"

"Okeh"

Japen welk to den, like forries, an sed

"here yu tee"

"Dis ant teE"

"ye eet ees"

"nu"

"ye"

"nu"

"ye"

"nu"

"ye"

"nu"

"ye"

"nu"

"ye"

"nu"

"ye"

"nu"

"arr meh peepulls dink dis"

"it call Ma he dan cha"

"steel nooooot rell"

Eggeh hed nuff. Heh screem , treew, an het japen wit da tee. Japen crei lots. Eggeh trew teeh at im. Japen sream.

He so sed.

Wheh Eggeh Doo dissss?!

Eggeh Sream "NU BIC DEEL! WHEH U SED""

Eggeh lookie et jApen.

"Japen?"

"Eggeh?"

"Japen?"

"Eggeh?"

Den dey hed ButtseXTs

"Ye" eggEh Sed

"Japen"

"Anata wa hotstuff desu desu desu neh"

"Relleh"

"yeE"

Duy Kissu