'Hat Shopping'
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"Okay, why are we here again?"
"Because I need a new hat, duh."
"Ryan...you have like a billion hats."
"No, I only have fifty three."
"So there's a difference, huh?"
"You know, Sharpay doesn't complain when she comes with me."
"If I was Sharpay I'd be wearing a mini skirt and filling myself up. Am I doing that? No, so I must not be Sharpay."
"Boy, you're giddy."
"I hate sarcasm."
"That's what you do best, you know. So you must hate yourself. That's so sad Chad. I'm so sorry."
"Get the damn hat sparkle boy."
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"Dude, I never said you were. I said your hats were."
"My hats are not gay! I am!"
"What?"
"Sorry...that came out wrong."
"I think you came out wrong."
"You mean out of the closet?"
"I mean out of the womb. Wait, are you gay?"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"Okay..."
"You want to try on hats with me?"
"Do I look like I'd wear your hats?"
"You have before."
"Oh right...well that was different."
"How?"
"I was straight then."
"You're gay?"
"Yes...I mean no. I'M NOT GAY!"
"Could have fooled me buddy boy."
"Don't touch me."
"I just patted your shoulder."
"But you still touched me. I don't like being touched."
"Why not?"
"Because Troy will go whoop ass on you."
"I'd whoop your ass."
"What?"
"Oh, nothing."
"You're odd Evans, but I love ya."
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
"Uh-huh."
"So...cute hat."
"Oh thanks. My mommy got it for me."
"I love your mommy."
"What the hell?"
"I mean in the she's my best friend's mom way you jackass."
"Did you just call me a jaskass."
"Duh."
"That's it Danforth!"
"Ow. my eye!!"
"Suck it up pussy."
"Oh, yeah. Take this Evans!"
"Ow, my man hood!!"
"Poor baby can't make babies."
"Poodle!"
"What the hell?"
"Look, it's a poodle!"
"Aww...it's so cute."
"Let's go play with the poodle."
"Whoo hoo!"
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Don't ask me what the hell this was. It was random, pointless, and weird. I was too lazy to write the actoins, but I thought it was kind funnier without them. I was actually laughing while I wrote this..but I'm just weird like that. Anyways...Review!
-Peace!