Disclaimer: I do not own anything...*sniffZ*
Just something I thought up to hopefully get rid of writers block. Hope you enjoy! (No flames please!!!)
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The Institute was quite calm at night, and this night was no exception. No loud music blared from any of the students' rooms, and no loud chatter or laughter echoed through the halls.
There was a big Geography test the next day, so most of the x-men were busy studying or frantically trying to learn the things they'd missed because they hadn't been paying attention in class. (Guess who)
Kitty, however, sat curled up in a big armchair reading a book she'd borrowed from the Institutes enormous library.
Evan passed by her, into the kitchen and returned carrying a soda. It was then he happened to catch a glimpse of the books title. "Hypnotism? Surely you don't believe that rubbish works?"
Kitty glanced up annoyed, momentarily loosing concentration. "What makes you think this is about hypnotism?" She asked, rather idiotically.
There was silence for a few moments as Evan raised his eyebrows slightly at Kitty, who felt a little foolish.
"Well what makes you so sure it doesn't work?" She asked, hastily moving on.
"I've never seen it work!" Evan answered.
"I've never like, seen anyone try!" Retorted Kitty.
"Well let's try now then!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"But who?" wondered Kitty out loud. "Who could we do it on?"
They both smiled and nodded simultaneously. "Kurt!"
Kurt was busy reading a geography textbook. He managed to persuade his Geography teacher that he just wanted to look over everything again. Which wasn't actually a lie...He just had to look over everything for the first time, before that!
He didn't even bother looking up as Kitty, pulling Evan along behind her, phased through his door.
"Hey Kurt, we like, need you a sec." Kitty glanced at Evan wondering how they were going to persuade Kurt to let them hypnotise him.
"How are you doing on your studying?" Asked Evan suddenly. The germs of an idea forming in the back of his mind.
"Ach, Terrible, Nothing seems to stick!" Kurt complained, shifting position so that he was practically hanging upside down off the bed.
"I hoped you'd say that...Erm...I mean, Wouldn't it be great to know all the answers without having to try?" Asked Evan. Kitty blinked and caught on.
"Yeah! It'd be like, so cool!" She squealed.
"How though?" Asked Kurt, finally looking up at them.
"Let us show you." Replied Evan with a mysterious grin.
He sat Kurt down and brought out a pen. Then began moving it back and forth in front of Kurt's face.
"You're gonna hypnotise me?" Asked Kurt.
"Shut up man, or it won't work, it probably won't anyway though!" Replied Evan, continuing to move the pen in front of Kurt's face.
"So, like, follow the pen and when Evan counts to five you'll like, fall asleep." Instructed Kitty.
"One..."
"This isn't verking." Said Kurt, but he continued to follow the pen with his eyes.
"Two..."
"I'm not getting sleepy!"
"Three..."
"This is stupid, it's not verking!"
"Four..."
"Ach, Vhy me?"
"Five..."
"I told you it..." Kurt trailed off as his head slumped forward and his eyes closed. He was asleep.
"No way!" Whispered Evan, before hooting with laughter.
"Like, cool! Okay, the book says we can get him to do a maximum of six things.so that's like, 3 each!" Said Kitty, looking through the book she still held.
"Okay Kurt, Uh...I know! Whenever Logan talks to you, you have to offer him a banana!"
Kitty and Evan laughed at the thought of Kurt offering Logan a banana.
"Okay, my turn now! Um...Kurt, you can talk Portuguese! But only when someone says hello, hey or hi, and you stop when they say whatever!" giggled Kitty.
"When the phone rings you have to do the whole alphabet backwards!"
"You're nocturnal!"
"Everytime Scott says team you have to say "shut up Scott""
"Ooh, that's a good one Evan!" Kitty smiled. "Okay, last one, uh...You think Ororo is a moose!"
"A moose?" Asked Evan, looking a little bewildered. Kitty shrugged.
"Okay, when I snap my fingers, you will be awake!" Instructed Evan to the sleeping Kurt. He snapped his fingers.
"...Vouldn't verk!" Kurt blinked in confusion after finish the sentence he had started saying before he fell asleep. "Did it verk?"
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Did it work indeed? More to come! Please review!
Just something I thought up to hopefully get rid of writers block. Hope you enjoy! (No flames please!!!)
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The Institute was quite calm at night, and this night was no exception. No loud music blared from any of the students' rooms, and no loud chatter or laughter echoed through the halls.
There was a big Geography test the next day, so most of the x-men were busy studying or frantically trying to learn the things they'd missed because they hadn't been paying attention in class. (Guess who)
Kitty, however, sat curled up in a big armchair reading a book she'd borrowed from the Institutes enormous library.
Evan passed by her, into the kitchen and returned carrying a soda. It was then he happened to catch a glimpse of the books title. "Hypnotism? Surely you don't believe that rubbish works?"
Kitty glanced up annoyed, momentarily loosing concentration. "What makes you think this is about hypnotism?" She asked, rather idiotically.
There was silence for a few moments as Evan raised his eyebrows slightly at Kitty, who felt a little foolish.
"Well what makes you so sure it doesn't work?" She asked, hastily moving on.
"I've never seen it work!" Evan answered.
"I've never like, seen anyone try!" Retorted Kitty.
"Well let's try now then!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"But who?" wondered Kitty out loud. "Who could we do it on?"
They both smiled and nodded simultaneously. "Kurt!"
Kurt was busy reading a geography textbook. He managed to persuade his Geography teacher that he just wanted to look over everything again. Which wasn't actually a lie...He just had to look over everything for the first time, before that!
He didn't even bother looking up as Kitty, pulling Evan along behind her, phased through his door.
"Hey Kurt, we like, need you a sec." Kitty glanced at Evan wondering how they were going to persuade Kurt to let them hypnotise him.
"How are you doing on your studying?" Asked Evan suddenly. The germs of an idea forming in the back of his mind.
"Ach, Terrible, Nothing seems to stick!" Kurt complained, shifting position so that he was practically hanging upside down off the bed.
"I hoped you'd say that...Erm...I mean, Wouldn't it be great to know all the answers without having to try?" Asked Evan. Kitty blinked and caught on.
"Yeah! It'd be like, so cool!" She squealed.
"How though?" Asked Kurt, finally looking up at them.
"Let us show you." Replied Evan with a mysterious grin.
He sat Kurt down and brought out a pen. Then began moving it back and forth in front of Kurt's face.
"You're gonna hypnotise me?" Asked Kurt.
"Shut up man, or it won't work, it probably won't anyway though!" Replied Evan, continuing to move the pen in front of Kurt's face.
"So, like, follow the pen and when Evan counts to five you'll like, fall asleep." Instructed Kitty.
"One..."
"This isn't verking." Said Kurt, but he continued to follow the pen with his eyes.
"Two..."
"I'm not getting sleepy!"
"Three..."
"This is stupid, it's not verking!"
"Four..."
"Ach, Vhy me?"
"Five..."
"I told you it..." Kurt trailed off as his head slumped forward and his eyes closed. He was asleep.
"No way!" Whispered Evan, before hooting with laughter.
"Like, cool! Okay, the book says we can get him to do a maximum of six things.so that's like, 3 each!" Said Kitty, looking through the book she still held.
"Okay Kurt, Uh...I know! Whenever Logan talks to you, you have to offer him a banana!"
Kitty and Evan laughed at the thought of Kurt offering Logan a banana.
"Okay, my turn now! Um...Kurt, you can talk Portuguese! But only when someone says hello, hey or hi, and you stop when they say whatever!" giggled Kitty.
"When the phone rings you have to do the whole alphabet backwards!"
"You're nocturnal!"
"Everytime Scott says team you have to say "shut up Scott""
"Ooh, that's a good one Evan!" Kitty smiled. "Okay, last one, uh...You think Ororo is a moose!"
"A moose?" Asked Evan, looking a little bewildered. Kitty shrugged.
"Okay, when I snap my fingers, you will be awake!" Instructed Evan to the sleeping Kurt. He snapped his fingers.
"...Vouldn't verk!" Kurt blinked in confusion after finish the sentence he had started saying before he fell asleep. "Did it verk?"
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