Chapter 1: O.C.'s and Muses
Lin: *Wearing dress pants, a pheasant top, and 'reading glasses', in classic 'Narrator Pose'* Our story begins with the Um-bitch...
Bee: *In equally 'nice' clothes, sitting by a fireplace* Language!
Lin: Sorry...With the Pink Toad...
Zai: *For once in unstained clothes sans labcoat, curled up in an armchair by the fireplace* Now that's just an insult to toads.
Lin: Fine...Our story begins with one Dolores Jane Umbridge...
Ana: *Walks in with an armload of firewood, wearing clothes with no sign of wear or tear* I brought more firewood! *She sits on a chaise lounge, after placing wood near fireplace, and lets her wings sit loose*
Lin: *Through gritted teeth* If there are no more interruptions?
Violet: *From a similar lounge* I don't think so...
Lin: Good, where was I? Ah, yes, Dolores Jane...
*Storm, Seth and BloodLily walk in in their best, while Garath and Forta make themselves comfortable by the large fireplace*
BL: Hey Lin...
Lin: What! *Cutting her off*
BL: *Affronted, sits in armchair without answering*
Storm: *Happy someone got BloodLily to 'Shut Up!', finds a seat*
Seth: Did you tell them about the OC's?
Lin: No I didn't...Well then...
**From the Files**
Name: Barak Schultzkeep
Year: 4th
House: Gryffindor(k)
Hair Color: Black that shines blue in certain lights
Eye Color: Misty blue-grey
Friends: Luna and Ginny
Height: 6ft 1in
Personality/Extra: Very strange (off his rocker). He believes in Luna's creatures and has seen them. Very fit and a good flyer. Likes Quidditch, reserve chaser for Gryffindor.
Name: Annalyra (Anna) G. Vale
Year: 5th
House: Slytherin
Hair Color: Dark auburn with Slytherin green and silver bangs
Eye Color: Bright green
Friends: Padma Patil
Height: 5ft 9in
Personality/Extra: Twin of Alexander N. Vale. Part of the school Choir. Secret nickname (as in only her brother and cousin know and use it) of Gyspy. She has a pet/familiar snake named (don't laugh) Salazar. She is possibly a Parseltongue (yesyesyes).
Name: Salazar
Description: Google Serperior, it's a pokemon. He is dark green where the picture is light green, black where green, and silver where gold.
Personality/Extra: He is very protective of Anne and has been with her as her familiar and friend since he hatched. He has a sister named Serpentina. He is considered a 'magical' breed of snake due to his high level of intelligence.
Name: Alexander (Alex) N. Vale
Year: 5th
House: Slytherin
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Forrest green
Friends: No known friends
Height: 5ft 11in
Personality/Extra: Twin of Annalyra G. Vale. Anna and Professor Flitwick have been trying to get him to join the school's Choir since 2nd year. Secret nickname (as in only his sister and cousin know and use it) of Nomad. He has a pet/familiar snake named (laugh and she'll likely kill you no matter what Alex says) Serpentina. Very quiet, and has no known friends aside from his sister Anna and his cousin Eve. He is possibly a Parseltongue (yesyesyes).
Name: Serpentina
Description: Google Serperior, it's a pokemon. She is white where the picture is light green, light green where green, and perlescent/opally where gold.
Personality/Extra: She is extremely protective of Alex and has been with him as his familiar and friend since she hatched. She has a brother named Salazar. She is considered a 'magical' breed of snake due to her high level of intelligence.
Name: Eveline Lilith Vale
Year: 4th
House: Ravenclaw
Hair Color: Auburn with blue tips
Eye Color: Deep blue
Friends: Luna
Height: 5ft 5in
Personality/Extra: Likes to read fantasy books. Cousin of Annalyra and Alexander Vale. Good friends with Luna, and could have been with Barak and Ginny had she not stood up for her "Slimy Slytherin" cousins and called them (Barak and Ginny) brainless, hypocritical, and "hot-headed brutes". Secret nickname of (as in only her cousins use it) Everlily. She is a part of Choir with Anna, and likes to play chess with Alex.
**Done**
Lin: Now can I start?
Me: Of course Lin...
Everyone: Liz!
Me: If you'll excuse me, Ammera is still making the transition and I have to make sure she stays at least partly sane.
Violet: What? But aren't you going to...
Me: Oh no! I'm leaving this story completely in your hands. *Crash in background* Now excuse me... *Walks/Speeds away* Oh yeah...Bee, Lin, you're in charge! Good Luck!
Lin: HemHem...Ready to confuse a lot of people and mess with their minds?
Everyone Else: Ready! *A large mirror appears, and currently shows Umbitch's office*
Lin: Alrighty! Our story begins in the garishly pink, cat decorated office of one Dolores Jane Umbridge. DADA Professor and High Inquisitor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.