Authors note: I wrote this this with my fraaand are aware that they're like the same so chill bros/dudettes Wouldn't Percy make a great bridesmaid? Hahahahahahaha. I do(: And thank you iamheree for the idea of ChrisXClarisse ! You're the best!

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HOO.

Percy POV

So here's something I never thought I'd say: Today is Clarisse La Rue's wedding day. Here's something else I never thought I'd say: I'm the bridesmaid. So here I am, wearing a pink sparkly dress coughing hers and Chris's correct names so he won't ruin their wedding day. "MR. D JUST SAY THEY'RE NAMES RIGHT FOR ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE!" I scream, finally fed up.

"Fine, we are gathered here today to wed Clarisse La Rue and Chris Rodriguez. If anyone has anything to say about these half-blood's getting married, say it now or forever hold your peace." He said, sounding sad and irritated… Oops.

Soon enough Connor and Travis Stoll barge into the room. Conner then yelled, "There's a HUDE drakon outside and it is destroying the camp Clarisse, we need you to save our asses once again!" he then proceeded to pass out. We should have known there were too many half-bloods. Clarisse then raced out in her wedding dress to kill a drakon. .. Chris and I followed along with everyone else. By the time we were out there, the drakon was dead no evidence of it at all except a really angry Clarisse.

"What happened!" I shouted emphatically.

"I came out here and it was hissing and being obnoxious. It tried to attack me so I sliced its head. It has friends, though!" She said. Sure enough, there were 5 more. Clarisse, Chris, Nico, Jason, and I each took one on.

"NICO!" Hazel and Leo yelled simultaneously. All the drakons were dead, along with Nico. Leo was sobbing uncontrollably and Jason, using all his sexy muscles, carried him out. We then continued into the church, some crying and continued the wedding.(mwahahahhahahahaha weren't expecting that, were you?)

"Everyone ready to continue this wedding so I can get back to my pinochle game with Chiron. Clara, do you take Clark to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do"

"And Clark, do you take Clara to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Chris responded, "Nah… Just kidding. Of course!"

"Okay then, we're finally done here!" Mr. D flashed out of the room dramatically leaving behind a buffet and a ton of wine and beer even though we're underage… Great camp director, right? We celebrated all night and no more monsters attacked. It was actually kind of fun.